Three Things That Scare Me:
Life
The Past
The Future
Three People Who Make Me Laugh:
Spanishgoth - Goth with a twist
Dustin Diamond - Only one guy can be Screech and make a Dirty Sanchez video
Jake - Friend that I rarely see always cheers me up
Three Things I Love:
Presciption drugs
Threesomes - hehe
Fucked up things
Three Things I Hate:
Monkeys
People who think they are better than you
English Muffins
Three Things I Don't Understand:
Bush being elected twice
The difference between Texas Toast and regular toast
People throwing cigarettes next to the ash tray instead of on it
Three Things On My Desk:
A list of things to get even with people I hate
An old suicide letter I framed - yeah, morbid.
My girlfriend's diary - it mysteriously appeared on my desk?
Three Things I'm Doing Right Now:
Wondering if I should pick up big brother from the airport
Drying my hair since I just washed it
Opening a box of crayons
Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
Visit Jeff Buckley's grave
Shake hands with Marilyn Manson
Say sorry to the people I hurt
Three Things I Can Do:
Play guitar
Always put a smile on everybody's face except my own
Cook a mean omelet
Three Things I Can't Do:
Control my road rage
Shop at Wal Mart
Join a club - The thought of doing things with other people sickens me. Makes me feel like I like this country.
Three Things I Think You Should Listen To:
Jeff Buckley - Grace - Very soothing and relaxing cd
Incubus - Morning View - Just get a lot of alcohol and let the booze make you pass out
This is a tie, Marilyn Manson - Mechanical Animals and RATM - Rage Against The Machine. One for being angry by yourself and the other for being angry at other people. It's my road rage theme song.
Three Things You Should Never Listen To:
President Bush
A Richard Marx Marathon with your parents - Right Here Waiting For You is gnawing at my brain!
A hobo - me, uppity!
Three Things I'd Like To Learn:
Having the same skills as Superman, except the whole dying weird thing. I'd just have to avoid guns and horses. I'll just be Batman instead.
The ability to understand the language of white trash. "Ain't my schooling the bestest in the wholest world!" .... Bobby Sue Jane describing her pet hamster.
Chess Boxing seems like fun
Three Favourite Foods:
Japanese
Italian
Any cereal with marshmellows, cool!
Three Shows I Watched As A Kid:
I think we all watched Sesame Street
Yes, I did watch Power Rangers. I have regretted those years.
The Gargoyles - My beginning of the gothness
16 comments:
YSFB, you and the Goth Master do have a lot in common, and no, you don't seem like the uppity type, not at all.
If I knew what a Texas Toast is, I might understand its difference with what you call a regular one. Chess Boxing seems like fun, I agree.
RE your girlfriend's diary: she probably put it on your desk for you to read it, there must be something she wants you to know. It doesn't necessarily mean bad news. You know, words don't come easy some times, especially when it comes to express one's feelings. I often keep silent when I have the opportunity to speak, and then, I just can't help writing everything I would have said.
I love English Muffins! Are you kiddin' me?!?
Y'know, my son watched The Power Rangers as a kid. He always thought he was the black Power Ranger. "It's Morphin' Time!" *making swishy hand sounds* AND he watched Gargoyles. He still has all the action figures tucked away.
I'm not sure what a "Dirty Sanchez" is, but I'm sure by the end of the day-I'll know and I don't know that I'm gonna like what I find out.
You gotta be fuckin' kiddin me.
Thanks to Urbandictionary.com this is what I found out. Nasty ass mother-truckers out there.
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NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.
LOL - I wasn't sure if you'd have a go at this but TOP WORK DUDE. Love some of them and I agree on the tie between RATM and Mazza - check out The Ministry - Psalm 69 sure you'll enjoy
*bows with respect and fucks off to the pub*
lol, thanks for leaving me a note in crayon about my diary. very mature of you.
i always wanted to know what a dirty sanchez was but never really looked it up. now that i know what it means i rather pretend i never heard it.
I didn't open her diary. Tempted, yes, but the stuff she writes on her blog is personal, I could only imagine whats in the pages about me.
Good goth group spanishgoth. I actually do have that cd. I'm listening to Death in June right now. I'm in an 80's goth phase today.
Haha kimmy! Thats a sex act I couldn't do without laughing the entire time.
I'm actually going to buy some texas toast today to see what's the diff mkwm. Then I will understand why.
Texas toast is bigger. Y'know, like "everything is bigger in Texas".
It's best when used for french toast. Yum!
Bigger dicks in Texas - that's for sure.....Bush...
I like you am not a joiner....
as for the dirty sanchez thing....there are some things best unknown...this I feel should have been one of them....thanks Kimmy.....
Chad asked if I knew about a Rusty Trumbone or a Dirty Pirate....
I know the dirty Pirate...I'm to scared to ask about the other...Kimmy?
I dunno. Let's check the dictionary shall we Katie?
For the love of all that's good and holy!!
Rusty Trombone-
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody.
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HA! This one made me laugh out loud!
Dirty Pirate-
a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
and remember, never go ass to mouth.
Bush is the biggest dick in Texas. Speaking of sex, I wonder if Barbara Bush is into teabagging? Talk about a sight for sore eyes!
Barbara Bush or Barbara's bush?
Would have thought she spends a fortune on batteries though...
That's scary. Poor battery.
i couldn't imagine having sex as a senior citizen. it would feel so wrong and dirty. wrinkles against wrinkles, viagra pills scattered on the table. and a old lady buying condoms would be hiliarious!
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