Some asshole called me uppity today. I even had to look it up to make sure that was what he meant.
up·pi·ty (ŭp'ĭ-tē) - Characteristic of or resembling a snob
I've never been called uppity! I mean come on! Do I seem like the uppity type? Throwing spit balls and eating glue as a kid I never considered myself "uppity". I would always look at the kids who got everything they ever wanted as uppity. I'd point and laugh at the uppity people when something happened to them. I would feel damn good about myself. Then I'd go home and cry and play with safety scissors on my wrist until mom made Hamburger Helper for dinner.
Maybe I'm looking too much into it. He was homeless. I'm such a bastard. I thought it was some kind of homeless street slang. Can the pits of hell open any wider for me?
Me, uppity? HA!
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12 comments:
You're such a snob.
Preppy.
Why "uppity" really? Why couldnt' he just say "snobby"? I mean, uppity sounds so stuck up anyhow.
Ps. thanks for stopping by sissy's blog and leavin some love, she really needs to hear it.
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peace
Oh yeah, and i forgot to say, the snowman idea rocked! From now on when I need revenge i'm coming to you for the genious ideas! lol
xo
lmao, at preppy. that would be anti bastard.
i'm sure you said something to him to make him upset. what i'm thinking, of course you said something to make him upset.
Was he sat on the floor? Perhaps you misheard him and he actually was saying "You uppity....(and forgot the rest) there, me downity here?
Either way, just tell him to piss off
Oh, nearly forgot - loved the snowman tip *chuckles* - there's a few more here
Nice to see you back ranting though
If you're really worried, check out your snob rating on the snob-o-meter ;-)
I can imagine that scene in Bruce Almighty where Jim Carrey helps the homeless guy and he turns out to be God. You never know if it could happen to you, most likely not you, but imagine.
I'm only 52% snobbish. I treat all assholes the same no matter if they are rich or poor.
ok, so now you need to change your tag line to UPPITY, Suicidal, pornogracphic, sick fucking bastard right? What snowman idea? Hmmmmmm?? I am outta the loop, I have some revenge issues tell me of this snowman idea.
It was just a snowman with a knife through it's heart. Just enough to terrify a person without getting arrested. For some added effect, you could get some red kool-aid to spread on the chest area.
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