I'm going to be a giant dick for Halloween. You could only guess what my girlfriend is going to be. It was a last minute idea. We saw it today at the sex shop and knew I had to get it. So our choices are pimp's and ho's or a sex theme. I guess I'll be a giant dick by day and a pimp by night.
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And what makes the difference from you dressing like a dick tomorrow than you do everyday?
Only kidding honey. You make a lovely dick.
Now that I HAVE to see!!!!! Are you for real?
I hate wearing it but it's cool. Its hard to walk with my two giant balls at my feet. Sounds like a pick up line.
Thanks bm. You make a lovely ho.
OMG...You seriously need to take pics. You have no excuse since ya just bought that new snazzy camera.
Pictures of me dressed as a giant penis? I'm thinking about not going in public as it.
But you look so cute! If you find a giant clear plastic bag you can go as a condom too! You should show up at your ex girlfriend's wedding dressed as that. That would be so funny!
Keep running headfirst into your girlfriends stomach while you're both in costume.....
I shouldn't have to explain myself..
She'd just complain asking if it's in yet.
Ohhhh great costume...a girl at my work was a dick one year...i thought to myself (even tho it was to a party, not work)...she should be something she is not NORMALLY...lol.
She even cut the hair off a afro wig and glued it to the nads.
perfect.
come check out my pimp pics woooowoo! if only i were a guy, huh? (or gay)
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