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Breaking up is an experience. It can be especially painful when you still
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9 years ago
Happiness is the placebo we give ourselves to hide from the depression that we all really have.
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Something special-something that says you care. Now I'd suggest sex toys personally BUT that's just me. [and I'm sure Kate would agree with me here to an extent]
Ok Ok...let me think...maybe just take her to dinner and I dont know. I suck at this sort of stuff because I'm not big on anniversaries etc.
I'm like the cheesey girl who loves getting a hug and a note. I'm not a gift sort of girl. Sorry. I'll try harder for next year.
Yes Kimmy that would be a good gift for her...diffently for her.
I've always thought that this would be cool: Take her out to a nice dinner, then talke her to a hotel room where theres a bath with roses in it and then a trail of rose petals to the bed and all over the bed with wine by the bed.....ok I'll stop you get the drift!!
I don't know. She'll like that for sure but what do "I" get out of it besides the sex?.....
Hint Hint:
Big Screen TV
My suggestion would be first:
A card that is blank on the inside with something you wrote, rather than something that Hallmark wrote. She'll like that.
Second: The gift should be thoughtful enough to impress her (which I'm assuming you are trying to do) yet appealing enough to the Superficial Man to make you happy, too.
So, the card, a nice dinner at a place where they leave the check in one of those little leather binders, and you don't pay the cashier; and an evening of "fun" someplace romantic that doesn't have the number "6" in the title.
Bust a move.
Hire a stripper. A drunk stripper. A REALLY drunk stripper.
BOOM!!
Instant 3some
There will be no strippers on my 1 year anniversary, unless they are men.
I always thought a rose pedal trail to a bedroom would be so romantic. A dinner at a nice restuarant. A horse drawn carriage in the park. That would be so dreamy.
Hey sick bastard, are you taking notes at what they are saying? I want all the above. Drunk strippers may be fun too.
Maybe you guys should take a drive by that place where she hit you.
Sorry, I am bad at this stuff.
C'mon, just one female stripper please?
We'll see how things turn out next friday. All great ideas. I might just use them all. Saves me the effort of thinking.
I'm all for the drunk stripper....
Better, yet, get a straight one and everyone get drunk together.
:) yaaye everyones happy.
I think vickys is a nice gift too, a gift for two...but ALWAYS make sure you get her right size and color...
I laughed all through these comments.
FS5 cracks me up the sick ass that he is.
Then Brae totally had me rollin. I'm still laughin at that one. That was a good one.
Then I get to Beyond Me and she calls you sick bastard. ROFL. Oh you guys crack me up.
I really didn't mean to hit his car. I just turned away for one second and he must've slammed on his brakes. I have a stellar driving record.
I just read that post. I hope you weren't referring to me as the "IDIOT". But saying that I was pretty hot almost makes up for it. almost.
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