My girlfriend is finally coming back Saturday. And I'm am so fucking horny! So many damn temptations everywhere. You start noticing a lot of things when you're sex deprived. Like stalker chick brushes pass you on purpose. Girls start hitting on you more often. You unconsciously start flirting with the opposite sex. You wake up every morning with a constant .......
Well my girlfriend and I are gonna be pretty busy indoors on Saturday. Phone sex is great with each other but it's not same. I need to "feel things". Four more days and I'll be free of this hell!
I'm starting to think now that I probably picked up smoking to get over sex. And for awhile it worked until all the death talk from everybody got me to quit. But now my urges are coming back. I just need to walk around with an ice pack on my crotch for the next 4 days until she gets back.
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7 comments:
you're such a guy.
just whack it til she gets home....
oh i was doing that within an hour after the first day she left.
i'm trying to keep myself from other temptations, girls.
you need to surround your self with non sexual things... Like like baseball....nawww that won't work because of the word "bases"... hmmm ok I know everytime you "have a thought" replace it with a memory of your mother or best guy friend...that should do it!!!
Hang in there...she's a cummin'..pun intended!! LOL...
Yeah. Everytime you get that twitch in your britches just think of your mother. Ok think of this then. Think of ...."I wonder if my dad gets twitchy at times too?!" Yanno, stuff like that.
But for fuks sake don't be thinkin' about other girls. No girl wants to know her guy can easily be swayed into thinking of another if they're only gone for a short time.
I'd personally kick your ass, BUT that's just me.
Just think about man on man gay porn, that might help.
I found a cure. I just think about my kinky exgirlfriend and never even think about cheating. Chances are that it will happen again with me.
My girlfriend knows I'll never cheat on her. I'm a faithfull boyfriend no matter how tempted I get. We have the kind of relationship where you can tell each other everything. And everything that I say here, she already knows. When I told her about the whole flirting thing she said that she knows I won't try anything because if I did she'd cut something of mines off that I hold dear.
Anyways, it may look like I'm flirting, but I'm just having a friendly conversation.
man on man porn....christ, my night just got ruined.
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