Yo! B.Y.O.B.

Keeping it fucked up. I'll bring my nine and represent the East Side! Bang bang bang goes the door in the morning. It's my girl shorty K-Y to the Jelly aka Beyond Me. Keeping my ho's in line with the look. You know you can't fuck with this! I'll bring the hizzie to the nizzie, ya feel me? Damn phone is ringing. I's pick it up and who else can it be but kimmyk aka Kinky K telling me this shit that's going down in a hour. I call my peeps out at firestarter aka Burn The Mother Fucka Down! to handle this shit for me. I's thens gets a call from K-Fed saying he's gonna put on a hurting on me I ain't gonna forget. So what's a honkey to do? I jog to my bedroom to flip the switch to get my guns, cuz I fuckin' represent. Knock knock knock on the damn door again. Who the fuck is it I shout. "It's me fool, The Cutter aka Kate M kicking ass and chillin' with nothin' more than a feelin'". She sees I'm too wasted to think straight. My trick broke my heart. I'm heartbroke. But I gotta keep it going. I can't let no trick hold me down. I'm the sick fucking bastard! I fucking invented the shiznet! I hop out the door with my silencer behind me and my watergun strapped against my shoulder. It's going down bitches! Then shelibells aka Slim Shady comes running out screaming, "Don't hurt K-Fed, he ain't shit!" We meet at 12 noon on the South Side. Snoop and Dre passes me the water. Eminem is behind me telling me to kick some ass. It's time.

Ok ok I'll stop. My girlfriend is going out of town next week for awhile and I need to go back to my hardcore take no shit attitude again since everybody is saying I'm pussywhipped now. Fuck that! I control my own life and no woman is going to rule this bastard. I wear the pants in this relationship. If she has a problem then she can write it down and I'll think about it reading it later. And on that note, I'd like to say to my girlfriend that I will cut all my hair off and get a tattoo on my back saying "Shedding The Blood Of Love" in red and black, and I'll pierce not only my lip but I'll pierce my left and right nipple and have a chain connecting it all. I'll go to that damn hotdog stand and ask for my money back! I expect my evil horns to grow during that time. Oh yeah baby, I won't be cute anymore when you come back. I am the Bastard!

I'll admit that my girlfriend has kept me in line. Now that she'll be gone for a while, that little voice in the back of my head will open the door to my poor fragile mind and pollute it with dirty things again. I can't wait!