Girlfriend is leaving Saturday for her school thing so I'm helping her pack her stuff now. For something that's just gonna be a few weeks, she's packing a lot of things. It's so damn hot right now. The air is on full blast but I can't stop sweating. Sounds like an opening line for a porno.
She got this picture of me a few minutes ago so I decided to post it and have a reason to stop helping. Why does she need six different pocket books? It's a fucking school project trip! I'm just glad I didn't take that class this semester.
I'm gonna miss her, sniff sniff. I guess it's just me and the blow ups for the next few weeks. I haven't had my own pad in months. I forgot how to live by myself. I hope I remember to eat everyday.
5 comments:
Put your shirt back on, you're scaring people.
Damn!! Is that a 12 pack?? I don't know....maybe beyond me is right Mr. Boybander.....
I always exercise during the summer so that I can actually look decent when I take off my shirt. When fall and winter comes around, I gain more weight back and lose all aspect of a healthy body until spring and summer comes around again, then it's time for the exercise again.
p.s.
boybands can't touch my abs of steel. you should check out my ass.
You're so whipped it's not even funny.
Hope I remember to eat....
pfft.
Who are you kidding?! You can eat like Taco Bell everyday and stink up the bathroom and no one will be there. LMAO. That's what Honey would do.
I think she's leaving my balls on the counter before she leaves so I could have my manhood back.
Oh things we be totally fucked up when she gets back. Human and animal shit all over the place and a lot people too waisted to know what the day is.
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