Monday, October 17, 2005

Kinky Bitch

I begin dating this girl a few weeks ago. She seemed nice and really smart (laughing). I'm not one of those guys that has to have sex on the first date but I wouldn't mind it at all. So we kissed goodnight on our first date and that's all and I respected that. We went out everyday together, breakfast-lunch-dinner. I would drive her home and we would kiss but that would be it until........

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.......a couple of nights ago. We did the same thing again as usual. I had fun but somehow I felt she was more than what she was. So when I went to pick her up she had on this oh so sexy outfit on. She had some hot makeup on and her body looked even better than before. I was kind of worried that she was planning on killing me. Why that was the first thing I thought of, I don't know. Well she was really flirting with me all night. She put her hand on my leg and slowly glided it towards my crotch. Then that's when the waiter came up. I felt like breaking his legs for having the nerve to come and actually serve us food! She pulled her hand away and I was pissed. She smiled and put her finger in her mouth biting it. I was tempted to take her to the bathroom and have sex in there but she told me to wait.

When the food finally came I ate it as fast as I could. As soon as I finished 5 minutes later, I asked for the bill. She basically just started but she asked if she could take it with her. I was so happy. So I took her home and she asked me if I wanted to come up. I said nah, I'm really tired. She laughed and whispered the same thing in my ear as she nibbled on it. I then picked her up and carried her to the apartment. She told me to wait in the bedroom so she could change into something more comfortable. I ripped my clothes off and just laid on the bed in my boxers. She came out of the bathroom wearing all leather and pumps. I had this puzzled look on my face wondering what happened to the girl I met a few weeks ago.

She walked slowly towards me and pulled handcuffs from behind the bed. Then she stood up on her bed and pulled out a fucking whip from her back. I was like "Oh, SHIT!" She then said softly that she was going to do two things to me: hurt you so good and fuck you so bad. I got that puzzled look once again wondering what she meant by the hurt.

She popped this cd in that sounded like Mozart. I begin to really worry about my life for the next who knows how long. The Mozart cd turned kind of pornographic. I heard moaning sounds coming from the cd getting louder and louder. She begin dancing around the room with the music. As it got louder she moved faster until the music just stopped and then she let her hair down and jumped on top of me. She ripped my boxers off, well tried because...something was sticking up through the hole making it a little difficult to take them off. But she got them off and then the music came back on. It was fucking Hillary Duff!

A half our has passed and I have yet to receive any pleasure whatsoever. Then the weirdest thing happened. The Hillary Duff song started slowing down to a demonic voice. It slowly merged with something "not of this world"! All I heard was feed the hungry people and have rough sex with fish. I couldn't help but laugh. My erection just went so limp at this time. I asked her is she was ever going to do something normal to me. That's when she jumped on top of me and slapped me really hard. I told her that, "Now we're getting dirty!"

She then said something I couldn't understand. The music changed AGAIN! But to something good. It was some really sexy music. She really got in the mood. She started dancing in front of me and stripping really slowly. She then started crawling on the floor and climbed on top of the bed. She slowly licked my legs and licked my chest and kissed me.

She put the condom on and she went at it. Oh she went at it hard. I've never had sex like that before. Somehow I was able to last for hours. She was so fucking bitchin in bed! She would slap me constantly. She scratched my chest and my legs. I felt like a frog being dissected. On hour 3 she untied me and told me it's time for us to take a shower. So we took a shower and we had sex in the shower. It was so hot, the steam rising above us and her grinding. We ended up fucking all over the apartment. I must've fell asleep or something because I woke up with her still on top of me. I asked her if she was a fucking zombie or something and she laughed and slapped me again. It was daylight and I knew I was going to be late.

I told her that I had to go or I'll be late for class. She ran to the door and said that I couldn't leave. I asked her why and she told me that the sex isn't over. Normally when a girl tells me that I just go continue fucking but I had big test that I didn't even study for that night before.

I got dressed and couldn't find my boxers. I ended up leaving without any boxers on, which I hate free-balling. She ran to the door and kissed me goodbye. She was naked at the time so her next door neighbor got a good look.

She met me after class and we went out for lunch and she looked liked she always did. She didn't mention a single thing that happened that night before. I walked her to her class and she told me that she wants to fuck me again tonight.

"Sure!" I said. I hope I make it back without anything broken.

5 comments:

ysfb said...

I couldn't do it. I went to her apartment and she had chains on her bed. I couldn't go through with it. I'm just going to break up with her.

Anonymous said...

damn man. that's pretty extreme. I've had crazy sex episodes but never like that.

kimmyk said...

omg i am laughin so damn hard at this one. i spit my water on the "feed the hungry people and have rough sex with fish" part and good lord @ Hillary Duff!!! she sounds wicked...
i always heard every man wants a lady on his arm and a whore in the bed....isnt that what ya want?

too funny ..i'm still laughin. so did ya break up with her?

ysfb said...

i'm still trying to figure out how. i'm actually scared of her. so far I know that I will break up with her in public but their is no telling what she will do.

everytime she invites me over to her place I back out by telling her that I have to pick my brother up from work.

ysfb said...

i'll break up with her tomorrow at lunch, in public.