We're All Bastards

So Christmas is over. We promised each other again that we wouldn't spend over $50 for each other. Considering that we are still broke from our anniversary and that we have to buy everybody else gifts too, that promise could happen. We ended up paying about $200 each. I got her a cool looking portable dvd player. I couldn't think of anything else! She got me a digital drum kit. We both put on our fake thank yous and agreed to go back to Best Buy today and get what we wanted for Christmas.

I got my parents a notebook computer. I really want my parents to get a blog because I know they are just as crazy as I am. My brother's present is waiting back at my parents house. He should arrive back home a couple of days after my parents. I made him a giant picture frame of me and him throughout the years growing up. I got my other brother who basically already has everything a gift card to Best Buy. He was the hardest person to shop for. I gave my sister Lost Season 1 and 2. She's a big fan of the series and always wanted to buy them.

Christmas with Ma and Pa Kettle wasn't as bad as I expected. I thought they were kidding about the caroling, but they got dressed and everything. So what the hell, I'll sing this once. People actually liked us singing. If somebody knocked on my door and started singing I'd slam the door in their face, but that's just me.

I gave her parents a gift card. I swear, I think her parents are regifters. I remember last year they were telling me about a dumb cigar cutter machine that looked stupid, then when I open my gift on Christmas, it's the same dumb machine! All I know is what they told me what it looked like, and it damn did look like it. At least I put some thought into my gift......of a gift card......I gave the gift to Mike since he's picked up the habit again. I just have to get it back whenever her parents come over. He told me it creeps him out so I think he's gonna forget to keep it and throw it away.



I gave her brother a McDonald's gift card, BUT WAIT! If somebody gave me a McDonald's gift card, I'd kick them in the ass, BUT he told me to get him one because he goes there every morning for breakfast and he needed to stop spending his money.

So that was my Christmas. Hope everybody else had a great one. I got back last night so I'm still a little worn. Happy Holidays. I'm already stocking up on liquor for New Years!