- A pet cow
- One lane free to speed
- One lane free to hit slow people
- A hot meal
- A stripper
- The ability to Riverdance
- Eating the worm in the Tequila
- A beer
- A bong
- A beer bong
- To sit next to Santa during the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
- A blow jo....oops
- My own genie with Robin Williams as the voice
- A pimp hat to go with my pimp walk
- A house in the middle of the desert on stilts
- To live in a gingerbread house
- To be a kid again
- Go fishing in Alaska
- Shake hands with the pope while farting
- A nice car
- To kick Barney in the nads
- To be a clown crying
- A Vespa
- To be in a car accident involving potato chips
- To ask Martha Stewart to pull my finger
- To moon Al Roker
- To have a dislocated arm for one day
- A giant monkey
- Falling on a case of broken bottles
- 2 million dollar bills. 1 to spend and one to wipe my ass.
- To dance like THIS!
- To shave all my hair off and glue it back
- To have an emotional cry while watching Borat
- To marry a sexbot
- To set myself on fire
- A dildo named after me
- To kick Bill O'Reilly's ass
- To ride a unicorn on the streets of Singapore
- A third nipple on my forehead
- To be Hugh Hefner's grandson
- The ability to make gremlins come to life
- A cameo in the Bambi movie
- 40 acres and a mule
- To play twister with lesbians
- To smoke a cigarette through my throat
Once I have all of that then I will be happy. Oh, and fuck coke I want cocaine!
10 comments:
Ha - amateur !!!
You do not want to see my list - double dare you ;-)
And I do this shit without the drugs - fucking hell, if I took drugs I'd turn into an accountant or something shit
Sorry, should have said "equally shit" - too much wine and marlboros but they don't count as drugs as the fuckers are taxed
Even riding the unicorn through Singapore? Now I'm curious, I double dog dare you to make a list of what you want with and without the drugs.
Me too. I double dog dare ya SpanishGoth.
Now back to you YSB.
Have you lost your flippin' mind??!! Everyone knows that's not Santa in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Sheesh.
Everything else I think might be doable. Probably should start small though and work your way up. Good luck!
i can say that you've completed about half that list already.
i love double dares! i want to see spanishgoth's drug enforced version.
Aw bollocks - dropped myself in the 'proverbial shit' now then haven't I?
Goddam wine *spanks naughty wines arse*
you crack me up.
a pet cow.....
I wanna bong (or hooka, as i'm learning the new lingo) too!!
Oh, and I want a pony...but i've been asking for that for 20 years so i think i'm shit outta luck there.
I wanna bong (or hooka, as i'm learning the new lingo) too!!
Oh, and I want a pony...but i've been asking for that for 20 years so i think i'm shit outta luck there.
I'll Fed Ex a pony to you right now.
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