I smoked some pot today. I'm not a real smoker except the times I couldn't stop smoking. I never wanted to be considered a pothead because I can always tell people that I always look this fucked up. I don't need pot to make this face. The pot was nice. It felt addicting. I was a stoner! Pot is an expensive habit. I want a bong so fucking bad right now. But never again. I just quit smoking cigs so I'm not going to start on pot smoking. That would be a step backwards on the quitting thing.
In other shiznet news, I watched a porno. I always wondered if their was closed captioning for porno? Deaf people can't hear the "Oh yes" and the "fuck me harder" so do they put the words on the bottom of the screen for some of them? If I was deaf I would want to know if the lady was being satisfied. Just a thought.
Well thats my shiznet peeps, skeet skeet pop a cap in you mofo's while sipping my gin n juice in the hood with my homies charlie brown and michael bolton.
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9 years ago
9 comments:
Well if you choose the hard of hearing subtitles in Europe, they also describe sounds like *door closes* etc so you'd have to come up with a list (be a right fucker to TAG people with - this one)
List of sounds for a porno movie -
*squelch*
*spurt*
*gnashes teeth*
*squeals like a pig*
etc
I hear the europeans are into the freaky stuff, hamsters and pigs and all of Animal Farm.
Not all of us - some of us just like to stamp on hamsters...
if you become rich for introducing captions for the hearing impaired on pornos then i will seriously commit myself.
dude,lay off the smoke.
do you really need the sound when watching those? of course I've never turned the sound off.....then again the sound isn't what really matters to me.....
I'm my most sane once I smoke. I'm still on my no smoking kick. Pot is totally different from smoking.....in some cultures.
The Plant Culture - here it is perfectly acceptable to....erm pot plants, and pool - you can pot balls - aw fuck it, I'm off on one again
if i smell pot once here then im deflating your blow up doll.
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