I think I have a problem. Besides drinking and promiscuous sex, I think I have a foul mouth. Like look at the title "You Sick Fucking Bastard", it kind of speaks for itself. The many times I've been popped in the mouth by my grandparents for cursing under my breath. I'm really a disrespectful son of a bitch, but I don't mean it. I guess I'm a cursexalcoholic (cur-sex-al-co-hol-ic).
Coming this December, the entire month will be curse word free, sex free and alcohol free month. Not to say I won't participate in this during this time, I just won't talk about it, as well as death. I'm all deathed out right now. So no more depression talk for December. So probably expect "Merry Christmas" to be my only post for December. Posting without talking about sex and drinking and cursing on New Years Eve is going to be hard, but I will do it. I'll have to come up with some code words instead of going out and saying it.
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8 comments:
good luck with that.
i think you're gonna need it.
OH good lord i can't wait til your december. This oughta be fun lol
Good luck. i cant' wait to see what you've got in store for us in january hee hee
so is this "all bark and no bite" - lol. Often people who talk a lot about sex are not happy with it in their own life, so if you don't talk about it in December, all systems must be functioning fine...
I'm just waiting for my penis to fall off.
I'm going for the goal. I will do it. I'll be the perfect gentlemen come December.
Lol. I don't think that you will make it.
i have faith in you. it's all mind over matter. you learn to control your mind first, penis follows.
LOL
I don't think you macho appendage will blow away.... (there is a pun in there...).
So if you tell us nothing about sex in your life, it must be going great...hmmm....
Classic! you guys are hilarious.
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