Jake: What Nightmares Are Made Of.

Don't we all have that one friend who you hate being around but whenever they are gone you kind of miss the fun times. Well my friend Jake is that person. We can hardly hang out with him because he is always trying to do something, but he always gets a laugh out of us no matter where we go. He could make the saddest person cry laughing.

Things we got in trouble for:

1) Skipping school
2) Food fights
3) Unnecessary fires
4) Smoking a bong in math class
5) Joining the science club only for the use of chemicals
6) Starting a protest on the rights of hookers
7) Trying to flood the school
8) Dressing up as Ghostbusters for Halloween and spraying the girls with water guns
9) Covering the teacher's desk in condom wrappers before she came in
10)Switching the video link for Channel One with a porn video

I really never try to do bad stuff.....often. We did so many things worst than that but I choose to keep my name away from it being that we could get arrested.........

Well he's coming here and I can't wait and I'm worried to death. I haven't seen him in a couple of years. The picture above was a picture of him before Senior Skip Day (story of Senior Skip Day Hell below). I don't know if he's different now or more quiet. I am actually really scared right now as each second pass. Each year in school he would get more and more dangerous. I admit that I'm really crazy sometimes but I got all my crazy ideas from him. Their is no telling what he has planned when he comes here! If I don't blog anything Monday, expect the worst thing possible to happen over the weekend.

Senior Skip Day Hell is a day none of us would ever forget. We all knew he was going to do something. I even decided not to try anything because I knew he was planning on something big and crazy. We were all just thinking it would really suck if he gets killed on Senior Skip Day. So we all picked everybody up and we went to his house to pick Jake up. He wasn't carrying anything, so far so good. We were all silent but I had to ask what he was planning today. He laughed and told us nothing. We didn't wanna go. We were tempted to just stay at the pool all day so we wouldn't have to take anybody to the hospital but he convinced us to go to the place. We had fun and everything was ok. It's been a few hours and still nothing has happened. Now we were headed to the Senior Party which was of course going to take place at Jake's house. We were a little high at the time so we didn't even notice that the party was going to be at his house. We weren't high enough to know where we stopped though. We looked around seeing if their is some kind of trap or setup for us. We went in and everything looked normal. The party eventually got bigger once almost the entire school was at his house. So everything was going super. Then we heard a scream and laughing in one of the bedrooms. Everybody rushed to see what happened and we heard just screaming. We just took a deep breath and made our way up the stairs through the crowd. People were shouting to call the police so we ran faster up the stairs. It was his room. Everybody was looking out the window. Jake was on top of the roof of his neighbor's house naked fucking an inflatable doll, but by the time we got to look up the window he had falling off the roof and was hanging on. People started rushing outside as did we. People tried to pull the mattress from one of the rooms to cushion his fall but their was no way they would get their in time. So we all and a few other people tried to get a ladder from the garage. We eventually got the ladder to him and got him down before the cops and the ambulance got there. Once he got down he split. All that was left was a naked blow up doll stuck on the roof of this elderly couple. Cops and fire trucks and ambulances were every where. My friend Alex decided to stay to see what the cops are trying to do. The rest of us found Jake running across the street behind his house to get in the bushes. I went back to his room to get his clothes and the others tried to get Jake to relax. But he was relaxed. He acted like nothing happened! When I got there everybody was telling me to hurry up so we could drive off because Alex said the cops wanted to make an arrest. So there I was in a jeep with my friends and my crazy naked friend on Senior Skip Day running from the law. I couldn't go to jail before I graduate! We just drove out of town for awhile until everything cooled off. When we got back, we decided to drop Jake back on his street corner so that we could get a headstart if something goes crazy. We knew his parents were going to kill him for it so we said our goodbyes knowing we wouldn't see him for awhile.

He was grounded until graduation since he was planning on leaving home on graduation day. We said our goodbyes and had a small private party with just all of us and most of us parted ways and most of us wouldn't see him again for years.

I talked to him a few times over the years and he sounds a little different. All I know is that he's going to college somewhere. He's taking a break from college to come here to visit for a few days. He supposed to be here tomorrow night but I expect him here Friday night.