They Call Her "The Guzzler"

What is it? What is it now? What are you trying to tell me? Talk to me damn it! Oh, it's another dirty flashback.........

Some people you just can't seem to forget because they have a reputation, a skill, a unique talent. As soon as I hit puberty sex was always on my mind. Sex, Sex, Sex gotta have it now. All the guys were. It's been about 5 years since I graduated from The High School of Hard Knocks", but a little thing a couple of days ago reminded me a girl everybody in high school new. And when I say everybody I mean the city and surrounding states. They called her C.G. a.k.a. "The Guzzler".

Every school has that girl that is just the girl that sleeps with the football team, basketball team, soccer team, baseball team, band, science club and so on every year. You could never kiss her because it would be like kissing a million dicks. One of my friends was playing around the other day and started just guzzling down the beer and I just couldn't stop laughing. I nearly choked on my own tongue. By now everybody was staring at me. They new it wasn't that funny. But no, I lost interest in that earlier. I was laughing at something else now. I was just remembering the chick called the "Cum Guzzler" and her talent.

I was talking to one of my friends back home yesterday and I asked him whatever happened to "The Guzzler"? He told me that she owns her own store now. Well the girl is now a business woman. She owns her own store. Of course I had to ask what kind of business is it. To my surprise it was a sex shop. I expected her to sell watches! Well with my girlfriend and I now interested in sex shops nowadays we are planning on going up there just to say hello. I'm scared. What will she look like now. Let me tell you my experience with her.....

Ok, I was a teenager once. Now that I'm in my twenties I'm not as sexually intrigued as I used to be.......well actually I think I'm more into sex now than I ever was before. Back to the story. So there I was walking down the hall and "The Guzzler" told me she wanted to meet me after school. I was happy. My number was up! Number 1134. So its after school and I go to the back of the gym and see 2 guys ahead of me. So when the guy finishes she keeps the "stuff" in her mouth are gargles with it and spits it out and the next guy "comes" up. I had my friend with me and he just freaked out. He never seen a girl like that before. It was like staring at a professional porn star. He barfed on me. He had this look as to please don't take me to her. First of all she asked me not you, but I didn't say that. What are friends for. I couldn't meet a professional smelling like barf, so we left. And that was my first experience with "The Guzzler".

We eventually met a few weeks later and she blew me and that was it. It was nothing great. But it was EXCELLENT! Her hands were everywhere. I felt like I was in heaven. Everything around me was totally blank. It took me 10 minutes to finally relax. When it was over she wiped her chin and grabbed some drinks from the fridge. I could never date her. It was a great one night stand.