I'm really am considering stripping just for fun. Go out of town perhaps 3 or 9 countries away so that nobody knows who I am and just strip. I even have my routine set up.
I would wear my jeans cut up and a baseball cap and a dirty shirt. I'll be dancing to Chris Isaak's Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing.
Thats how far I gotten so far. I plan on just winging the rest hopefully not falling off the stage or splitting my pants. My girlfriend thinks I have a great ass and said that she would stuff pennies down my pants any day. I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or run to mirror checking out my ass to see if she is just kidding.
I'll start off first in the low poor strip joints and work myself up to Vegas. I'll retire once I'm interviewed on the Today Show.
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9 years ago
2 comments:
getcha one of them stripper poles...and a big ole bottle of wax. if I slide a dollar down your ass crack does that mean i get change?
you want mad cash? be an escort. you know..fine wine..dining..........no sex unless you wanna or in your case your gf says you can which wont happen but you can get paid serious money just by lookin' good on some old lady's arm.
sorry, no refunds. But I do take credit cards. Just slide it down my ass and you'll get 10 minutes of pleasure.
My girlfriend will never go for the escort thing. Its too bad because a lot of people would be interested.
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