The Tequila Urban Legend With The Hamptons

Its like an urban legend that I've known for a few years. We talk about it to other people and they hear the same story. Of course over the years the story has gotten more and more exaggerated but I'll tell you the story from what I remember.

I was a junior at high school and I went to school with these rich assholes we called the Hampton Kids. They always thought they were better than everyone else. People, the wrong people were saying how they need to set the hampton kids up. This was years of pent of frustration since they could practically get away with everything and did for years. So one guy was up to the challenge. His job was to infiltrate the group and gain there trust and then surprise them all by doing something crazy.

It took about 6 months for it to actually get going enough to work. He started dressing like them and acting like them and basically turned himself into a giant prick like them. Eventually we all lost contact with him and he pretty much became one of them. One night during one of the hampton kids many parties, something happened. We know that they were probably drinking some Tequila because our "friend" at the ABC Store said he bought some for them. Nobody knows exactly what happened but we never saw the guy again.

It was said that they found out that he was faking it and tried to play a prank on him but it went totally wrong. Another story I heard was that he ran off with one of them and got married somewhere. But the story I hear a lot about what happened was that he was still planning on pulling a crazy stunt that night with a gun when it accidentally went off and killed somebody and he just went crazy and started shooting. They said that he threw the bodies of the people he shot in the trunk of his car and drove off never to be seen again. The next day at school, nobody saw the guy and the hampton kids didn't show up at all which just fueled the rumors.

There was nothing in the paper that day or any stories of missing people but still it gives everybody the creeps.

Days passed by and then weeks and nothing still showed up in the papers. Eventually the story made the school paper. It ended up being a prank. Apparently the guy and the hampton kids were planning on pranking the entire school. The day the story ran the hampton kids and the guy showed up out of nowhere like nothing ever happened. Everybody was too afraid to ask questions. The guy eventually told us the story of what happened that night during lunch.

That night before the big night they planned on buying the alcohol and setting the whole day up. They were to act like normal that whole day and pretty much plan what they were going to do that night. They decided to leave town for a few weeks with their parents permission so not to raise suspicion and have certain people to make up stories while they were gone. And when they come back they would act like nothing really happened. They planned this before we all could! Even the guy that volunteered to play the prank was the start of the prank for them! We were not amused. When the principal heard what happened, he expelled them.

And that's the urban legend that never happened. The bastards.