Words That Shouldn't Exit My Mouth During Sex

1. My Ex Girlfriend
2. My 2nd Ex Girlfriend
3. A celebrity
4. Boring
5. Tired
6. Old
7. Had Better
8. What's Next
9. What Time Is It?
10. Are you on your period?
11. What's your friends name?
12. It's getting late.
13. I don't like you.
14. The sex feels like I'm fucking a wall with arms.
15. I just sharted.
16. How should I pay for this? Do you take credit?
17. You are the 3rd girl tonight to do this!
18. Your mother was better.
19. Is that a third nipple?
20. This reminds me of death.
21. Have you started yet?
22. How's your sister?
23. Whore.
24. "One time at bandcamp....."
25. Can you get me a glass of water?
26. I seem to have lost my erection.
27. The condom broke.
28. Words can't express how you look.
29. Do you remember when you were away and I was at home fucking another woman?
30. Hey! These boxers aren't mine!
31. Hey! This picture of a totally different person isn't me!
32. Press record on that hidden camera behind you.
33. I've been a porn star for years and fucked a million women during the 1 million woman gangbang this morning.
34. Please sign the sexbook.
35. I was actually looking at your friend.
36. You're getting a little chubby Chubzilla.
37. Next time, put the paper bag over your face so I don't have to look at it.
38. Sorry.
39. You're breasts are different sizes.
40. I might have to vomit so if I push you off don't be mad.
41. I can't see you anymore.
42. I got three words for you babe: Plastic Surgery, 4u.
43. Have you thought about getting that thing fixed?
44. Can you please get dressed and never see me again?
45. If I die during the sex, feel free to continue without me.
46. Will you Marry Me?
47. You remind me of Alf.
48. When I first met you, you had slut written all over your face.
49. Let me reattach my arms.
50. Let's role play. I'll be Regis and you'll be Kathie Lee.