- My Ex Girlfriend
- My 2nd Ex Girlfriend
- A celebrity
- Boring
- Tired
- Old
- Had Better
- What's Next
- What Time Is It?
- Are you on your period?
- What's your friends name?
- It's getting late.
- I don't like you.
- The sex feels like I'm fucking a wall with arms.
- I just sharted.
- How should I pay for this? Do you take credit?
- You are the 3rd girl tonight to do this!
- Your mother was better.
- Is that a third nipple?
- This reminds me of death.
- Have you started yet?
- How's your sister?
- Whore.
- "One time at bandcamp....."
- Can you get me a glass of water?
- I seem to have lost my erection.
- The condom broke.
- Words can't express how you look.
- Do you remember when you were away and I was at home fucking another woman?
- Hey! These boxers aren't mine!
- Hey! This picture of a totally different person isn't me!
- Press record on that hidden camera behind you.
- I've been a porn star for years and fucked a million women during the 1 million woman gangbang this morning.
- Please sign the sexbook.
- I was actually looking at your friend.
- You're getting a little chubby Chubzilla.
- Next time, put the paper bag over your face so I don't have to look at it.
- Sorry.
- You're breasts are different sizes.
- I might have to vomit so if I push you off don't be mad.
- I can't see you anymore.
- I got three words for you babe: Plastic Surgery, 4u.
- Have you thought about getting that thing fixed?
- Can you please get dressed and never see me again?
- If I die during the sex, feel free to continue without me.
- Will you Marry Me?
- You remind me of Alf.
- When I first met you, you had slut written all over your face.
- Let me reattach my arms.
- Let's role play. I'll be Regis and you'll be Kathie Lee.
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8 comments:
Oy!
If honey EVER said ..any of that? Oh lord..Id be all pissed off. He has asked me to get him a drink of water....worked up a sweat..ya feel me?! No worries on the condom...nah!!
I think I broke 49 of the 50 things since I started my relationship. But I always end the sentence with a laugh so I wouldn't wake up with my dick chopped off.
LMAO!
WHAT THE HELL. 49??? Yah I'd hold on to that sucker too if I had said 49 of them. Ya nutcase!
She knows who the "man" is and who can say whatever the hell he wants to. And I'm saying this only as a test to see if she still reads my blog and everything I just said was just a test?
test the sharpness of my blade! do you like your penis cut vertically or horizontally?
we both know that i wear the pants here and if you have any problems you can sleep on the couch.
and if i ever catch you saying one of those 50 things to me, i'll.....
but i do kind of like the role play thing of regis and kelly. i'll put on the suit and you'll wear the skirt. that would be great! i can do your make up and buy you some ladies underwear and a bra, and we can't forget the tampons. you have to be all woman!
Oh your sick. How can you say that to me? Cutting my penis vertical or horizontal? Are you crazy!
Please get off the subject of cutting because I get a little sick thinking about it.
And you'll never catch me wearing any womens clothing unless its Halloween or your college graduation. I can't wait, WOO HA HA HA HA HA! love ya.
so what are you giving me for my birthday? huh? huh? huh? huh? huh?
what did you get me? i hope you aren't trying to go the easy way out and just get me box of chocolates and a invitation to trim spa as a joke. if you dare to that i will just die! but i know you wouldn't do that. my birthday is the day before valentine's day so i expect 2 days of pure love from you, and i'll do the same for you those 2 days.
quote: box of chocolates and a invitation to trim spa
how did you guess? i guess i have to buy you something else then. :O
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