Have A Happy VD Tomorrow!

Why does VD have to come once a year? My girlfriend wants to celebrate her VD every day of the year and Valentine's Day second. Me personally, I hate VD. It's expensive and it's pointless. It itches sometimes too. But it has its perks. You get to meet new people to celebrate VD too! Why not just enjoy VD between your lover but celebrate VD with the world! Spread the joy of VD with your neighbor, your teacher, your friends, total strangers and don't forget to give some of that VD to your parents. I'm gonna call my parents tomorrow and tell them how my VD is going. I hope they are having a great VD. They've been celebrating VD for so long now. Each year it's a new VD present. My girlfriend is going to get a few VD gifts from me tomorrow. I think I'll give it to her tomorrow morning and perhaps some tomorrow night. All she'll probably give me is the clap, excuse me a clapping applause for the VD I gave her. So everybody out there, VD isn't just for you, it's for everybody! Happy VD'ing!