Every teenage guy has had their "porn stash". We all got into this conversation of how we would try and hide our porn from our parents.1)Under the bed
2)Under or on top of a loose floor/roof board
3)Underneath the carpet
4)Slashing the bed and sticking the porn inside
I didn't care. I kept my door locked at all times. Then one day I noticed my door was screwed off its hinges but thats a different story. I didn't care if my parents saw my porn. I'm a guy, it's not like they didn't expect that to happen. It all started with the J.C. Penny catalogs. Then it worked itself to my moms fashion mags. And then I found my brother's porn stash, mags and videos, SCHWING! Cue the music....
No more trying to catch scrambled soft core porn on HBO and Showtime while my parents were asleep. No more looking at "Camel Toes". How could I hate girls as a little boy if they grew up to look so fucking hot! The days of my first porno. I really didn't know all about sex until I watched it. The things she was doing, the way she worked it. I wanted to marry her.
I could get on the topic of masturbation but that will take a few pages. I'm guessing it decreases with age and who your with. No more doing the Han Solo or Beating it until it cries. I've grown out of the masturbation thing. Now that I think about it, I did do "something" last week so I guess I can't quit.
Before I go deeper into my jacking off habits, I'm gonna stop, and do something by myself for a few minutes.......
7 comments:
boy, why in the world would ya stop yankin it? just because you are with someone doesn't mean you have to stop. i have a relationship with someone, but of course we are a few hundred miles away, but i still play with the man in the boat. hell i even toodle with him after my man and i get it on......you shouldn't have to stop, trust me, lots of guys don't. btw i probably just gave out WAY too much info
You're such a dork YSB. But I have to thank you because I'm the mother of a 15 year old and I don't even wanna know where the shit is stashed. Christ I don't even wanna think about it....
and LR? Oh...yeah, I think that was a lot of information right there.
gross! it scares me to even imagine you guys masturbating. the day i caught my brother masturbating digusted me beyond repair. i used to babysit him! gross!
O.M.G. I can't imagine my daughter walking in on my son.
I did have a room mate once upon a time who would always leave his door open and face the door [which i'd have to pass every morning on the way to the bathroom] and he'd be whackin it every damn morning. Gosh the memories are killin' me. I think I'm getting a migrane now. Thanks.
I can't stop mastubating. It's like a drug I need to take about 14 times a day.
I rather not think about my siblings whacking it. I had the unfortunate luck of hearing my brother doing it way too many times at night.
your brother isn't half bad. a little demented but not bad at all. your oldest brother seems to be the sanest brother. cute too.
You only met him a few times. I'm sure the craziness gene runs in all the bastard men.
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