Saturday, November 11, 2006

It Was Getting Late.......

.....and we had a visitor on a Slasher Friday. My girlfriend's brother wanted to surprise us and know what a Slasher Friday would be like, Bastard Style. Some of the others couldn't handle what was going to happen next......



The girls went out after the movie. My girlfriend came home last night and didn't even notice her brother sleeping on the couch. She's still asleep. We plan on surprising her this morning. But what should we do to wake her up? I expect no good to come out of this situation but I need some action this morning.

See what too much violence on TV does to my young fragile mind. Let me finish eating my cereal first then we'll surprise her.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why does he have his hands on your knees?

Beyond Me said...

That's what I'm wondering. We leave and I see a picture of this? And I thought I was your one and only.

As for waking me up this morning, it's a shame you have to fall asleep sometime tonight.

kimmyk said...

Is Beyond Me's brother scared is that why he's holding on to the both of you? "Hold me YSFB, I'm scared!"

So that's how you males bond. I'll stick to chick flicks, painting each others nails and doing our hair if that's how you guys roll.

ysfb said...

We bought some cowboy hats and rented some horses. We plan on going up the mountain later. Kind of reminds me of another movie?

We were actually watching Pirates after the massacre movie. We were having a disagreement over which actress we would do first if we were locked in a room. The choices were Jessica Biel or Jesse Jane. I was going for Beil while everybody else wanted the porn star. You can't trust a porn star. If you have the key, she'd have sex with you and steal the key. I trust Beil, she'll never do me wrong.

Kate Michele said...

So ummmm how'd you wake her??

ysfb said...

We were just going get a couple of pots and bang on them with some spoons but I thought of something at the last minute. As we were hitting the pots I shouted, "HE'S GOTTA GUN!" She almost flipped over on the other side of the bed.

The more we thought about it, the more disturbed it sounded. She hasn't got us back yet which worries me.

Firestarter5 said...

Jessica Beil is to die for.

Beyond Me said...

If I was a lesbian, I'd go for Jessica.

I'll give you a clue on my surprise bastard, it'll be tonight.

ysfb said...

I hear a lot of girls are going lesbian nowadays. If you decide to become a lesbian, I'll support you all the way ONLY if I'm involved 100% of the way.

Kate Michele said...

You are sick!!! Payback is a bitch...right beyond me?

ysfb said...

She got me! I was brushing my teeth and she said "Hey". And I turned around and she threw a bucket of water in my face. She told me she was going to get me yesterday but the sneaky she devil got me this morning.

Beyond Me said...

Got that right Kate. Isn't that right bastard.

You expected it last night, but what you didn't expect was it this morning. I love it when you call me she devil.

Kate Michele said...

LOL...That's good...real good!!

ysfb said...

It was luck. Anybody can throw a bucket of water at somebody. I had style. The pot banging was classic. No one has ever thought of that before, recently.

Beyond Me said...

But that anybody was moi. And you ended up being all wet. The look on your face will forever be on my mind.

ysfb said...

I'm starting to think that post was sex dirty. Keep it going.