The girls went out after the movie. My girlfriend came home last night and didn't even notice her brother sleeping on the couch. She's still asleep. We plan on surprising her this morning. But what should we do to wake her up? I expect no good to come out of this situation but I need some action this morning.
See what too much violence on TV does to my young fragile mind. Let me finish eating my cereal first then we'll surprise her.
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Why does he have his hands on your knees?
That's what I'm wondering. We leave and I see a picture of this? And I thought I was your one and only.
As for waking me up this morning, it's a shame you have to fall asleep sometime tonight.
Is Beyond Me's brother scared is that why he's holding on to the both of you? "Hold me YSFB, I'm scared!"
So that's how you males bond. I'll stick to chick flicks, painting each others nails and doing our hair if that's how you guys roll.
We bought some cowboy hats and rented some horses. We plan on going up the mountain later. Kind of reminds me of another movie?
We were actually watching Pirates after the massacre movie. We were having a disagreement over which actress we would do first if we were locked in a room. The choices were Jessica Biel or Jesse Jane. I was going for Beil while everybody else wanted the porn star. You can't trust a porn star. If you have the key, she'd have sex with you and steal the key. I trust Beil, she'll never do me wrong.
So ummmm how'd you wake her??
We were just going get a couple of pots and bang on them with some spoons but I thought of something at the last minute. As we were hitting the pots I shouted, "HE'S GOTTA GUN!" She almost flipped over on the other side of the bed.
The more we thought about it, the more disturbed it sounded. She hasn't got us back yet which worries me.
Jessica Beil is to die for.
If I was a lesbian, I'd go for Jessica.
I'll give you a clue on my surprise bastard, it'll be tonight.
I hear a lot of girls are going lesbian nowadays. If you decide to become a lesbian, I'll support you all the way ONLY if I'm involved 100% of the way.
You are sick!!! Payback is a bitch...right beyond me?
She got me! I was brushing my teeth and she said "Hey". And I turned around and she threw a bucket of water in my face. She told me she was going to get me yesterday but the sneaky she devil got me this morning.
Got that right Kate. Isn't that right bastard.
You expected it last night, but what you didn't expect was it this morning. I love it when you call me she devil.
LOL...That's good...real good!!
It was luck. Anybody can throw a bucket of water at somebody. I had style. The pot banging was classic. No one has ever thought of that before, recently.
But that anybody was moi. And you ended up being all wet. The look on your face will forever be on my mind.
I'm starting to think that post was sex dirty. Keep it going.
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