Amateurs!

Ok, so the main part of the wedding is over. Nobody had to be taken away in handcuffs or body bags. My ex girlfriend loved my empty box gift.

The supposed best friends were going to get her back today somehow but nobody knew. You know the part when everybody gets to tell a little something about the bride/groom? Well the best friends started off nice but eventually started telling everybody there how the bride screwed their boyfriends. My insider called me and had me on speakerphone. It was hilarious. Never knew you can say "bitch" in a church. My insider said my ex was really nonchalant through the whole thing and acted like it was a prank. DAMN IT!!!! Everybody thought it was a prank and thought it was supposed to happen! Amateurs! See, I should've went to the wedding. I would've showed them how to crash a wedding in style. They were freaking escorted out the door without problems! I'd go kicking and screaming grabbing my crotch shouting "You miss this don't cha!".

I was expecting a cat fight or something big to happen. But a revelation that basically the entire city knew she was a slut. Come on! Show pictures, add a home sex video to it with pop up's or something. Don't tell us something we all already know!

What a waste. I wished I never got that letter. If I never knew about wedding then my life would've been better. I give the marriage 2 weeks before I get another invitation to her next wedding.