I'm Bored and My Mind Is Very Dirty.....

.....so what else is new?

What the hell am I talking about?

1. Burger King's secret sauce
2. Love Rum
3. Little alien versions of me
4. The power of one hand
5. Clam Chowda
6. Playing Tag
7. Desperately Seeking Susan
8. Jungle Juice
9. White Chocolate
10. Homemade lotion
11. Pussyfilla
12. Milkman Delivery
13. Niagara Falls
14. Pump Pump Go
15. Fun With Dick and Jane
16. Seven Nation Army
17. Love Potion
18. 3 seconds of pleasure that last an eternity
19. Baby Batter
20. Pimp Juice
21. Churning the Butter
22. White Water Rafting
23. Dillywhackle Spackle
24. Spermmersby
25. My Milkshake
26. Cream of Noodle
27. Hair Gel
28. Man Jam
29. Peniscolada
30. The Dishonorable Discharge of Private Johnson
31. Cream of the Crop
32. Uh, Jism?
33. Pulling a Viggo
34. Dropping the kids off
35. The Lords of Cocktown
36. White Out
37. Muck Muckity Muck
38. Kitty Litter
39. Gobstoppers
40. Sea Monkeys
41. A Country with Population 1 billion
42. Whip Cream
43. The Mojo
44. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
45. The Bomb from The Dong
46. Mountain Dew
47. Nutt-in but love
48. Ropes of Love
49. The Cream Filling in my Twinkie
50. Spermonade
51. Surprise Concocktion
52. He-Man Juice
53. That Warm Fuzzy Feeling
54. Metal Gear Sold 2: Substances
55. Starburst
56. Bruce Almighty
57. Dookie On The Rookie
58. Making the Bald Guy Puke
59. The Milkyway
60. Spanking the Monkey
61. One Eyed Monster Crying
62. The Battle of Hand vs. Big Willie
63. Spidermans Web
64. Byyyyyy Mennen
65. Toy Soldiers
66. Citizen Came
67. Sour Cream Sauce
68. Pearl Jam
69. Sementha Fux
70. Rocket Blaster
71. Mr. Incredible
72. Gum of the Nut
73. Willies Wonka
74. Jack off Jimmy
75. Egg Nog
76. Masturbation Under the Influence
77. Whip it, Whip it good!
78. Defrosting the Fridge
79. Doing the Han Solo
80. Playing Super Mario
81. Slugging the Dynamite
82. Apple Sauce
83. Doing Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
84. Supporting Mr. Kleenex and his family
85. Letting Righty get to know Johnny
86. Milking The Cow
87. Romancing the Bone
88. Slapping Pappy
89. Beating it until it cries
90. Putting another shrimp inside the Bar-B
91. Going Blind
92. Putting down the tent
93. Manning the cockpit
94. Robbing Dick of all his goodies
95. Fist of Blind Fury
96. Pulling the White Rabbit out the hat
97. When Harry Met Sally
98. Poppin' an eye out
99. Burping the baby
100. Tug-O-War With Cyclops