We got in a debate talking about nudity in horror films. It was split 50/50. We thought nudity in horror films are required to enjoy more. The girls thought that showing a woman's tits and ass in a horror movie is not needed and a horror movie could be just as equally good.
Then we started arguing about the sex in horror movies. Stuff like why does the girl always have to be the innocent virgin about to lose her virginity when the killer always strikes killing her in the most horrible way while just cutting the guy's head off. I thought it was funny. Stuff like that makes me laugh. I think next week is going to be the girls pick of horror movie. It's probably going to be sex and nudity free. It's most likely going to be Casper.
Now if I saw boobies as soon as a movie starts then it's got me hooked for life. The girls wondered why the girl have to always be running in the middle of the forest half naked. Why wouldn't she? Sometimes you just feel like taking off all your clothes and start running in slow motion in the rain.
We eventually just started laughing at stuff in the movie. Like how the people would ask if anybody is out there. We were like "Yeah you retard! He's right behind you with the knife!" And we started laughing when Michael Myers started doing what he does so well. And how always nobody is around to hear her screaming until they see her head in the trees.
And why go back inside the building knowing that Michael Myers is in there? You know he wants to kill you. You actually think you can beat a guy who has been killed like a million times already? But what the hell, you might be the lucky bastard to kill him this time around. Well if they didn't go in the house you'd be pissed because you wanted to see some more gore or the most graphic death scene ever like the scene in H20 where the boyfriends head gets cut off in front of the girlfriend and the girlfriend tries to escape and gets her leg broken, death for her for sure.
I'm really getting into horror movies now more than ever before. I'm curious at what next Friday's pick is going to be.
7 comments:
The virgin thing is cause thats every teens fear...that they will die before they lose it...
I always get flustered at the whole running up the stairs bit in those movies!!! Hello? OUt the door would be a much better route!!
You are a bastard. You are such a typical guy. And I'll bet you'll get all offended if a naked guy started running in the woods. That I wouldn't mind seeing.
You have to understand from a girls point of view. We are far from defenseless. We would kick plenty of ass if we wanted too but we don't want you guys to get nervous around us now do ya? Well babe, whatcha gotta say now?
I always thought running up the stairs instead of out the door was a stupid idea. Of course if the killer follows you upstairs you could simply jump 3 stories out the window for safety. And you would always live just barely like maybe breaking your leg or being knocked out for exactly the time it takes the killer to get back downstairs.
You girls definetly show it in horror movies beyond me. Scream scream scream then break your leg like always or even trip over a branch that comes out of nowhere. And instead of getting back up you just give up.
Maybe it was GOD's will that they all be sliced and diced before they did the deed. Everyone knows its sinful to have sex before marriage and if you do you'll die a slow miserable death. I think that's what Michael's mother instilled in him.
LMAO. I'm kidding.
Putting naked chicks in a horror movie is a waste of time. Just kill 'em and get it over with. If I wanted to watch bouncing boobs I'd rent porn.
Am I the last person to know you have [3] blogs out there? Thanks for letting me know...I'm crushed.
Nudity adds something special in a movie. It's like adding cheese on a pizza, without it you just have the "za".
I like to keep the blogs seperate. This one just mainly being about my life. "It's A Damn Shame" dealing with what makes me laugh. "Nuke Blue" is the political blog where I discuss my hates and likes about the world. So far it's been all hate. Can't find anything good about the world to talk about yet.
If I write a movie and get to direct it, you are going to be my star and I'm going to have the meanest ugliest serial killer chop your right hand (why? you know why) off. And we'll see how defenseless you are without your mighty right hand. And I'll throw in an all butch lesbian cast coming on to you. We'll see if you see the poor defenseless girl losing.
well i can understand some of the nakedness in the movies. because of course the makers of the movies are men so of course naked chics have to be in it. but then again, if you really think about it (which unfortunately i have on occasion), if someone were to come after you, most likely it would be at night, and most people wear little or no clothes anyway. so i'm not gonna go "oh wait don't kill me yet i have to put on a bra, tshirt, pants, hell i even have to do my hair" when someon'es chasing me down. but yea i have issues because i don't see any men swingin wildly while running through dense forests with branches whipping them in the face.
o, beyond me, i'll offer my director of photography services for your film if ya need one. i agree with you on having the naked guy running in the woods instead of the naked chic all the damn time
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