So You Had A Bad Day

Over the years I've had some less than stellar days. Today is actually a good day. I've compiled a list of bad days I posted on the blog over the years.

So You Had A Bad Day......

I picked up smoking purely for the cancer because I just didn't give a fuck about living anymore.

So You Had A Bad Day......

Too bad the millions of animals had to die during my childhood to realize this.

So You Had A Bad Day......

I would've ended up pushing her out the window and fleeing to Canada and that would just delay sex.

So You Had A Bad Day......

Idolizing serial killers is this years theme.

So You Had A Bad Day......

Life sucks and sometimes I wish I was dead.

So You Had A Bad Day......

What's the point of going to your lives of work. You work, you go home you work you go home until eventually you die.

So You Had A Bad Day......

I go shopping for razor blades and dream of a happier time.

So You Had A Bad Day......

Some days I wish that when I go to sleep that I wouldn't wake up.

So You Had A Bad Day......

Christmas isn't Christmas unless you tell real life murder stories.

So You Had A Bad Day......

Years ago their was a story about this high schooler that was mixing the ice cream in this ice cream shop and one day he cut his finger off in the machine.

So You Had A Bad Day......

I like this new attention I'm getting. It's like I'm dying of cancer and I don't even know about it.

So You Had A Bad Day......

All you can do at this time is accept that life just fucked you royally up the ass again and it continues to drill deep.

So You Had A Bad Day......

They push you around knowing that you can't push them back because people will say "Oh look at that mean guy stuffing that old person in the trash".

So You Had A Bad Day......

Three days and counting. I haven't smoked one in three days. Peer pressure! It's like the Arabian man and the corner grocery store is my pimp and if I don't smoke those cigarettes, he's gonna beat me.