Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Prince Albert

Reading kimmyk's post about a tattoo, I responded by always wanting a Prince Albert. I've done some research that's kind of funny. In some cases, you might actually piss out a second hole, but I read further and it told me how to fix it:

It can often be mitigated by either twisting the penis so that the hole is above the flow from gravity, or by holding the finger or captive bead against the hole, effectively sealing it off.
Only on this blog. My parents would be so proud. I would show a picture of Prince Albert but I'm kind of against putting a giant dick on my blog, unless it's my own, hehehe. Well I gotta go gouge my eyes out now.

10 comments:

Kate Michele said...

You have heard the tale of the guy with the Prince albert that got stuck inside the girl he was doing and they had to get to the hospital Ummm conjoined....you've heard that right? Right?

ysfb said...

I've always wanted an audience.

Bettina said...

I would rather die than have a piece of metal shot through my penis. Hang on, I don't have a penis. Thank God for that.

kimmyk said...

i've seen a king louie and a prince albert-nothing pretty about 'em.

nasty.

SpanishGoth said...

You do know that Prince Albert was gay (as in homosexual) right?

Not that I have an issue with people loving what they love but...

Firestarter5 said...

King Louie's...Prince Alberts...WTF?

Kate Michele said...

Ok I'm afraid that I will regret this question BUT:

Whats a King Louie?

Shelli said...

I'd rather die than have a penis.

That's all i got.

ysfb said...

If I woke up without a penis in the morning I would kill myself.

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