Monday, September 24, 2007

40 Days & 40 Nights

I had sex with a girl I didn't want to have sex with. I must've been too drunk to remember and I must've slept with her unknowingly. I really need to have control over my sex life. After talks with my friends, I've decided to restrain from all forms of sex for 40 days and 40 nights, kind of like the movie. I do admit that my sex drive has gone up and I need to restrain it, and this would show my dedication to the cause. I did this before and failed miserably within a few days, but now I can and will do it. My friend is even moving in with me for 40 days and 40 nights to make sure I won't get tempted. November 2 is the last day. So this is the list I must go by:

1. No sex
2. No masturbation
3. No crotch grabbing
4. No sex magazines
5. No pornos

It's like 1 in the morning and I can't sleep. If I can't see anymore porn, then I'll come as close to it as I can!

4 comments:

Bettina said...

You slept with a girl unknowingly? Now that, my friend, is indeed a problem.

Kate Michele said...

Ummm...are we allowed to sabatoge you? ;)

ysfb said...

It was a complete misunderstanding which I'll make a post about it.

@ kate- please no.

Shelli said...

that picture is horrible....

at least find one that resembles some type of pretty fruit, sheesh!!