Thursday, August 23, 2007

Completely Random

Fanny Packs


The way they look. The way they just sit there. I don't know. If I see a person wearing a fanny pack I assume they are a red neck. Spitting the tabacco in their hands and wiping it on their shirts just confirms it.

I also can't cheap gum and people with the last name "Bush".

10 comments:

Ladyred said...

Is there supposed to be a link where it says fanny pack?

I have a couple, but mine are for hiking. They have bottle holders on the sides. And I need my hands free. I thought about getting a camelbak but they tend to heat up faster.

I stopped using those for traveling a looooooong time ago. So touristy actually. Honestly, I don't know any redneck that uses them. It's more a tourist thing.

"can't cheap gum and people with the last name Bush"? uh I don't get that.

SpanishGoth said...

There is a link between Bush and Fanny Packs......

In Europe, a fanny is a vagina (not the arse as it is over there)

Chew that one over ;-)

Bettina said...

I'm European and I do find the thought of a fanny pack quite disturbing.

SpanishGoth said...

Could be worse Bettina, you could find the idea... satisfying... eek

ysfb said...

I was rather stupid as I was typing it.

So it's called a Vagina Pack? Sounds like a feminine problem.

Kate Michele said...

They too scare me. And its always the people who shouldn't be wearing them that are ... if ya get my drift.

SpanishGoth said...

WTF is a Vagina Pack? Here in Europe we call it a Tampax - what on earth do you call it that for?

kimmyk said...

whatcha need a vagina pack for? to carry your tampons? hellooo.

okay so, what was that you can't [insert word here]...cheap gum?
chew? swallow?
what?

i chew orbit. sweet mint. it's mah favorite.

i have a fanny pack. i take it with me to ride rollercoasters so i don't have to worry about money falling out of my pocket or my sunnies falling out of my hand. it's okay to have one if you cover it with your shirt.

man purses are a completely different story though.

Firestarter5 said...

I guess I won't mention my black leather one then....

greg said...

I'd rather tape my things to my body than wear a fanny pack.