My cousin -- not the drunk one -- got a new car today. I was riding with him checking out the area and he crashed it into a parked car. How can you crash a car into a parked car? I'll tell you how. Checking out the local girls will do that. Not me of course I already have a girlfriend......Well he crashed it and I spilled my drink. Good thing it wasn't my car and that I didn't live there because I wouldn've never lived it down. My cousin has rich parents so they'll take care everything no problem, the lucky bastard.
cousin ralph "the car accident kid":
It was just a small accident just a couple of hundered. No worries.
The Little Mermaid Goes to the Driving Range
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It is officially summer. Or, at least, it is officially unofficial summer,
which is the kind of legal distinction only autistic meteorologists, and
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5 days ago
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i hit a parked dumpster once.
it can happen.
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