5. I can't leave anything unfinished. I have to finish it before I leave.
4. I have to sleep with a blanket are something thick no matter what season it is.
3. I sleep in the nude all the time. I can't stand anything on me when I sleep.
2. I never date a girl as soon as I break up with another one. I give it exactly 20 days until I actually will pursue interest in the opposite sex.
1. I refuse to buy anything thats feminine. My ex girlfriends always want me to buy tampons or uuuuggggg I can't even say it, or something that's personal. I tell them I just can't do it. Just the thought of touching it. But I can pick up a giant bug and squish it in between my fingers and not even care but just holding a feminine product just creeps me out, thinking of where it goes.....I just can't do it!
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5 comments:
I can totally relate to number 5, 4, not 3...um not 2 either...and stop being such a weirdo and buy a box of tampons for your girlie. crap ya dont have a problem worrying about where your dick is, or your finger, etc..but you worry about where she shoves a tampon? ha! you dork!
you see me, can you see me vomiting right now. and leave my dick out of it! it's done nothing wrong ... lately. i don't know how it works. all i know is that it goes on like ....underwear i think? kind of and it holds the .....red stuff. damn that's disgusting. i can't get it. i end up giving them the money to get it themselves.
ok i looked online at: http://www.tampax.com/en_us/pages/ques_main.shtml?pageid=tp0002&=1#ar0099 ----- to see how it works.
When any tampon reaches the point of having absorbed its full capacity it will begin to allow leakage. There is also the possibility the tampon was not inserted correctly, or perhaps it was not the appropriate absorbency for your menstrual flow.
Leakage? Inserted? Menstrual Flow? what the fuck!
I'll be sure to ask my girlfriend about how she uses her tampons when she gets back from work.
How come you never asked me babe? Don't you wanna know what it's like to be a woman? Are you man enough for me to tell you?
Why are so worried to buy it? You buy condoms no problem. You wouldn't care if you were buying condoms from your female grade school teacher but when it comes to tampons you act like it's poison. You need to be a man and deal with it. You don't see me curling up in a ball when you talk about your privates. Personally I find the way you walk around naked kind of annoying. Yeah I know exactly what your going to say, "Well it's my apartment and I wouldn't care if you walked around nude a few times." Well babe I think I will start being nude for now on. Open the door for strangers nude holding tampons during the time of the month. Would you find me sexy too? Yeah, thought so. I still love you though!
i couldn't ask you! i didn't wanna know! you're right, i wouldn't mind buying condoms from me teacher. if it was mrs. taylor than i wouldn't mind it at all.
you know how sexy i look when i walk around naked. most girls can't wait for me to take off my clothes but you seem to be used to it. i'll try to be more understanding of your need for me to cover up.
But feel free to walk around nude as much as you want, and yeah that whole tampons and stranger scenario is sexy, keep me updated. . . . .
OMG..you two crack me up.
As long as there isn't any blood dripping down her leg....who cares...well maybe then you might enough to go to the damn store and buy a box.
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