My friend is coming home Thursday. We are all throwing one helluva a party for him. Strippers and prostitutes galore! We are gonna have one helluva a time. Hell, I say hell a lot.
Well we all can't wait. I bet he has a lot of fucked up stories to tell about what it was like there.
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I have a better idea. Why don't you take the strippers and prostitutes out of that equation and put pony rides and free balloons instead! That would be peachy! And that would stop me from slapping you when I see some hooker's lipstick on your collar. Oh I double dare you.
Oh dude...prostitutes and strippers will only love you if you have dollahs...
and I don't think Beyond Me is gonna let that happen.
Take his money girl.
I guess monopoly money wouldn't work then either.
Beyond Me is just protecting the strippers and prostitutes from me because I'm such a heartbreaker. But I have a "big" heart.
Is this your friend from your July 5 post? If so, I'll throw in $$$ for a stripper; just tell me where to send it.
Ain't nothin' wrong with strippers....
ain't nothing wrong with the strippers last nigt either.
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