Sniffing the powder off the back of a peg legged stripper invigorates the joy that viagra has left me long ago. I wake up feeling nostalgic of the good times of yesteryear when dwarf porn gave me the fix I needed to get through the daily bullshit of fuckery from dumb fucks.
My fingers are broken and all but one will come up. It just so happens to be my middle finger. I call it a disablity, others call me an asshole. Makes jacking off a bitch. People think lesser of me. I guess I shouldn't masturbate in public then. I don't know what disturbs them most, the middle finger, the masturbation, or the masturbation with the middle finger.
I exhale the cigarette smoke and whisper, "what a day, what a mother fucking day".
A Chocolaty Ride to Cocoa Town
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Dear Skittles, What the fuck are you trying to pull? Did you really think
you’d get away with it? Did you believe the good people of the world would
stand ...
4 weeks ago
4 comments:
you're not right.
but this was good reading!
you really shouldn't touch it in public...ya whacker.
we all have to learn at sometime
I feel like this most days.
I have just downloaded iStripper, so I can watch the best virtual strippers stripping on my desktop.
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