I need some glasses. I need it because it'll make me look smarter than I really am. I'll be getting all the play. Wait until I upgrade to bifocals, girls will be throwing all their bras and panties at me. I'll be zexy. It's how smart people say sexy. I'll be zexy and chillin with my Zima and bifocals.
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9 years ago
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bifocals are hot. i got a zima in the fridge with your name on it. *wink*
i'm so fucking retarded...
but get bifocals with graduated lenses - otherwise you have a horizontal line through the middle advertising that you have bifocals. They are expensive, but at least get a stylish hot frame....lol
one night at my SIL's house me and my kids were sitting around the kitchen table and adam sent my SIL this text:
"i'm sofa king we todd did, alpha kinney body"
and it took me forever to figure out what he was saying. after that i about pee'd my pants from laughing so hard.
as far as you and your glasses go, i'm sure you'll look adorable. and it's true, chicks dig dudes in glasses. especially if they're all nerdy. i bet your cool quota goes up 2 points once you start wearing them.
good luck!
Dude. I can't stop laughing. The fact that she keeps repeating and repeating it makes it even funnier to me.
(*falls off her chair laughing*)
Did she say she was sofa king wet??? EEEEk!
or sofa king retarded???
Loooool
My friend was once caught stealing a garbage can (he says it was a "really cool" garbage can) from a Home Depot. He swears they only let him go because he happened to be wearing a pair of fake glasses that made him look innocent.
My friend was once caught stealing a garbage can (he says it was a "really cool" garbage can) from a Home Depot. He swears they only let him go because he happened to be wearing a pair of fake glasses that made him look innocent.
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