I just found out some great news about my girlfriend. She's a stripper! She asked me to pick her up from work and she told me where. I know, completely classy. I'm sooooo happy. Does she come with batteries? Makes me wanna stick a pole in my pants and the middle my living room.
Her stage name is Jinx. I plan on seeing her performance this weekend, without my friends because it would be just too weird with them there with me. You know, the whole situation is weird. I don't know if I could stay and watch and not feel the urge to kick some ass for other guys touching her, not so much the females but the guys, no. I'm thinking too far ahead. Let me just enjoy the strip show when I'm there.
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9 years ago
9 comments:
that young lady has a bright future ahead of her. how you doing bastard? it seems like i have to read your blog to discuss your girlfriends now. you seem so mute when i ask about them. looks like i got a lot of reading to do.
You have another 'girlfriend"? I"m thinking this term is not one being used to discribe actual relationships.
BM!!!!!!! How the hell are you??
Hey Bastard... she's hot.. that girl there... Just sayin ;)
what the hell???
i bet your her only boyfriend too.
mmhmm. wash your hands before, during, and after you touch her for fuks sake. mrsa is going around.
hey bm. good to see ya.
@ bm: Look who decided to finally blog again. And yes, she does have a bright future, be it president or porn.
@ kate: My defintion of girlfriene I guess is a girl that I go out on at least 2 consecutive dates. but this girl I've been seeing for about 2 weeks now which is longer than average.
@ kimmy: I'll double the condom and where gloves.
You are funny. A girlfriend is someone you've been on two consecutive dates with? Hahaha, I love that.
And how interesting only finding out what she does after she's already your girlfriend. You could have found out she's a serial killer or a garbage collector or a man. Stripper is better, I guess.
Now I'm worried, she could be a garbage collecting serial killer stripper. Yet a part of me is turned on by it.
of course you would
Beyond Me is back! I have a friend that dated a stripper. He said that they can't be trusted. She ended up going home with a guy at the bar, which I'm not saying this would happen to you, but you never know. I've never met this one so I haven't gave her the Lifqual thumbs up. I'll call you later.
hey greg, why you don't call anymore...as i wipe a tear from my eye.
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