Hellsgiving Week

The relationship with the stripper is over. We broke up Friday. She turned out to be more than just a stripper and I'll end it at that.

Well Thanksgiving was just as bad as I expected to be with my dad giving me his hatred of Rudolph Guliani and Target. Oh yeah and my brother got arrested Saturday night and my parents had to leave and bail him out of jail. Yeah, my Thanksgiving weekend rocked.

She's Got Skillz!

I just found out some great news about my girlfriend. She's a stripper! She asked me to pick her up from work and she told me where. I know, completely classy. I'm sooooo happy. Does she come with batteries? Makes me wanna stick a pole in my pants and the middle my living room.

Her stage name is Jinx. I plan on seeing her performance this weekend, without my friends because it would be just too weird with them there with me. You know, the whole situation is weird. I don't know if I could stay and watch and not feel the urge to kick some ass for other guys touching her, not so much the females but the guys, no. I'm thinking too far ahead. Let me just enjoy the strip show when I'm there.