Post #545

What's so special about Post #545? It's the bestest post in the whole wide world. It's superdeduper! Actually I was thinking about celebrating coming near the 1000th post mark but I have a long way to go. So let's begin the countdown, just 455 more to go.

I've been thinking about something for a long time too. It's been on my mind for so long. What if I changed my name to Cocaine. I mean it's a word that has such negative meaning. I want to be the first to be called Cocaine. And I want new parents to name their first child Cocaine. I want your kid to be named Cocaine. I want hear his/her teacher do roll call and say, "Cocaine, I'm looking for Cocaine". Then when little Cocaine grows up and starts his first job he has to do a drug test. How ironic, I person named Cocaine is getting a drug test. Should be a slam dunk fail, but he passes. Eventually Cocaine gets married and marries and has many little cocaines. Even a Cocaine Jr. And Mr. Cocaine and his lovely whore wife lives happily ever after.

Wow I need to stop. Imagine if I was writing this post drunk. Now that would be fucked up.