Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Guilty Pleasures

Reading my ex's blog I find out she is starting to date other people. She thinks that I might be mad if she does it but I don't really care. It doesn't bother me at all. I'm just worried that I will zone out for a few hours and wake back up seeing me punching this random guy in the face, but no worries. But in all seriousness, I don't care.

I'm going to let my guard down and start accepting numbers again. I'll use my sick bastard charm to get the ladies. Who can resist me? I'm adorable in a gremlin sort of way. I'm going to have to actually brush my hair, OH THE HUMANITY!

So to the the guilty pleasure. I really want an iPhone. I'm not a gadget guy but this thing fucking rocks! maybe. I don't have one yet. Being that the cheapest one is "only" $500, I'll just wait. Plus I can see myself running it over in my car, then making the car roll back over me for spending $500 on something so small. So until then, I'll spend my $500 on something useful, like a Paris Hilton CD.

10 comments:

kimmyk said...

Pfft @ Paris.

I just saw one of those phones last night on TV and I gotta say I felt a twinge of "Ooohh shiny object gotta have it!" in my tummy. But I'm not about to spend 500 bucks on anything like that.

Kate Michele said...

So your taken numbers again...You mean girls just go offering them up to you? ;)

Here's a tip... The best girls make you work for it.

ysfb said...

I don't wanna work for it. I want it served to me free with a side of sarcasim.

Beyond Me said...

i know you'll get jealous no matter how hard you try to hide it. i have my bodyguards just in case you try to rough him up.

SpanishGoth said...

Bodyguards don't work against vampires.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No point getting an iPhone - you'll only trash it when you skate backwards into a car again

Kate Michele said...

Wanting to beat the guy up is a sign that you still have feelings for her....

Just sayin. ;)

kimmyk said...

The fact that you two banter and continue to read each others blogs and still chat it up....there's something there. This reminds me of high school....

ysfb said...

True, but she's not telling me about her date. And I thought we were best buds. I would tell every single thing about my date, all the way down to the nipple rings, but that's just me.

I try not to fight people I don't know as much now, when sober. I've never met the guy, but I'm sure I won't like him.

kimmyk said...

YSB, Why in GOD's name would she tell you EVERYTHING about anything now? The same with you? If she isn't telling you it's because well, it's not your business anymore. And secondly, you shouldn't WANT to tell her anything about anyone you're dating. I think that's wrong. I certainly wouldn't want to hear any detail of any date if I were the "ex". That's hurtful. Think about it. Do you honestly want to know that BM got naked with some guy? Or that she gave some guy the ultimate blow job. Ya know...like the ones you might have gotten in the past. Honestly? No. And why would you??? It will only bring about sadness and then anger. And that anger isn't going to get you anywhere but in more trouble. If you two are friends as you say-then you should just wish good things for each other and not try to hurt the other by throwing "dates" in the others face. It now comes down to respect and being adults about the whole break up.

If you're meant to be together you will. If not, then one or both of you needs to accept it and not keep up this game of "she's/he's my best bud I'm going to share everything with them" because ultimately someone will get hurt.

If you need anything else I'll be here all week. I use to be a love counselor once upon a time. Ask FS5 he'll tell ya.

ysfb said...

Sheesh, blow jobs. I never thought of it that way. Now I'm worried. BM and I have a unique relationship. I can jokingly say stuff like that and she has the same playful kind of humor. In reality, I could care less about her "new" relationships. I'd rather not know about them at all. The less I know, the better I'll be.

Even if we don't get back together, we still have this friendship so I'll always be somewhat protective of her, and she'll always have me just in case she needs to talk, kind of like a big brother.