- I love cheeseburgers
- I sleep in boxers and a t-shirt. I tried sleeping naked once but felt, uh too naked.
- I attempted a stunt from Jackass. ouch.
- I'm a boob man.
- I faked an STD so that a girl that I hated would break up with me. I had to have her remember me.
- Spiders creep me out, but I enjoy the freakiness of them.
- The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I on crutches and it was raining that day. When I went into the lunchroom, I slipped and fell but I was using my crutches to try and get a hold of myself. My arms and crutches going back and forth just made things worse and I ended up falling. Students and teachers laughing.
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9 years ago
6 comments:
#5 - you really are a sick fucking bastard. genius.
how do you fake an STD? Did you just say you had one, or did you somehow fake the symptoms? I would like to see that - from a distance...lol.
hahaha evil genius
xoxox
Nice to know you a bit better.
I'm still laughing about your theatrical improvisation of an STD. Your ex obviously didn't ask for evidences, lol.
It was perfect. I had a bad cough and I kept scratching my crotch. I told her that I might have something. And that was the end of that. No questions, she just walked right out and never called me again. But somedays I wonder if we stayed together.
I'll give it a shot. I need some post for the month.
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