
Mother Nature is such a whore.
Happiness is the placebo we give ourselves to hide from the depression that we all really have.
Immature male chickens of less than a year's age are called cockerels. The oldest term is "cock", from Old English coc. But because "cock" is often used as a slang term referring to the penis, this term is generally avoided for the sake of both propriety and clarity, although it remains accurate.
Still a clean December!