It's Laundry Day

It's been awhile since I last talked. Life has been kinda chaotic for the past few weeks. I broke up with my girlfriend. It was a number of things thats been going on but I just had to end it before I go crazy. Dropping my toothbrush in the toilet was the straw that broke the camel's back. I'll blog later all the shit that when on to end it. After all of this, I feel much better. And Im already in another relationship. I wasn't planning on it, it just happened. Guess how old she is.......she's 44. I accidentally bumped into her and she dropped a book that I read awhile back that I liked so we kinda clicked. I never dated an older woman before. She's recently divorced and has 2 kids. Normally I would've just walked away and forget we ever met, but I think we may have something here. We'll see. I might have to babysit her kids. She avoids telling me their ages so I think they may be close to my age, awkward. If she starts buying me the same clothes that she gets for her kids then we're gonna have to talk.

I've relapsed a few times already. I quit the meetings. I can't stop drinking. The meeting allowed me to limit my drinking enough for me to know when too much is "too much". So Im an occasional drinker. I can say that I haven't been drunk in a long time or can't remember because I was too drunk. I don't get the logic of not drinking all together when you can just drink in moderation. And that's why a year later I'll have to have my stomach pumped from all the alcohol.

Today's laundry day for me. I'm out of underwear and I didn't feel like freeballin in my one pair of messed up shorts and I didn't want anything to "pop out". Soooooo I found some spongebob squarepants boxers my friend gave me for my birthday to wear. Makes me feel like a kid again. Guess it's appropriate since Im dating a woman almost old enough to be my mom.

One of the errands today I had to run was washing bird shit off my car. Its like a pterodactyl took a dump on my car. Kinda like a fly by shitting. The shit looked like the bird ate a baby elephant. I can go on forever with these jokes.

Other big news going on in my life that has nothing to do with me is my ex got engaged and Im not upset. Im happy for her. True, it easily could've been me. I blame my ups and downs. If I couldn't handle it, how could she? Oh well, I wish her the best of luck. Geez that last sentence was so unbelievable and lame.

I'll blog later today to see how everybody is doing. For me, today is a good day, talk later.