Friday, July 29, 2005

It's SO GOOD TO BE BACK!

Oh you mother fucker, you dumb son of a bitch! You left me! You left me here all alone! How could you! I'll kill you! I'll gut you! I'll rape you! I'll have my way with you! I'll make you bleed slowly! I'll pee in your cereal! I will deficate in your sock drawer! I will kill rabbits! I will starve myself and gorge myself with your blood! I will spit in your hair! I will sleep beside you and jump out the window when you wake up! I will run you over with my 4-wheeler! I will have sex and think about Bea Arthur in a thong! I will give you V.D.! I will hurt you! But first i'll need some milk.