Happy Paraskavedekatriaphobia Day

I love days that scare people!


We're having a Slasher Fridays night tonight. We're watching The Happening. My friends think it's inappropriate for me to watch that movie. Just because I'm in suicide therapy doesn't mean that watching a movie about people killing themselves is going to hurt me. It wouldn't make it better, but what the hell. If I do kill myself after watching the movie, I'd blame my friends for making me watch it so they'll be haunted by it. How dare they make a suicidal person watch this! I own the movie The Bridge, and you don't see me jumping off any bridges. Uh, sidenote, if I do write a post about going to California for a trip, please stop me. I never plan on going to California for fun. I'm imagining taking a trip a meeting new people along the way on my journey to California and then ending it all. I'd better stop thinking about it now.


Tit's also going to be Father's Day this weekend so I can't get too plastered tonight since I have to drive back home to visit my dad tomorrow. My parents don't want another "incident" on their hands. I still don't know what to get him. I'm an impulse late buyer. You'll see me shopping for Christmas presents Christmas morning, well maybe Christmas afternoon once I wake up.

Happy Father's Day to all you dads and deadbeat dads, some of us are still waiting for that court ordered child support.

Slasher Fridays - {Bootleg}

I don't know. We are watching a movie with no title and no cover art no nothing. It looks too real to be fake but too real to be real. It's unimaginable horror. I took a sneak peek today. It has no opening credits and the sound is weird. Its definetly something you shouldn't watch by yourself. If I'm disturbed it must be good.

Slasher Fridays - The Deaths of Ian Stone

This movie is about a guy that keeps getting killed and waking back up in a new life over and over again and he must find a way to stop it. The only problem is that their are creatures that are doing it and he only remembers a little of whats happening each time. I'm a fan of the After Dark movies so this one looks good.

Slasher Fridays - Shutter

The preview is growing on me so we are gonna watch it tonight. Know what else is growing on me? Bend over and find out. Sorry sorry, I had to go there.

Slasher Fridays - High Tension - Haute Tension

Continuing on our bloody horror movie nights.

Slasher Fridays - 30 Days of Night

She Doesn't Just Spread Her Legs for Anyone

My ex girlfriend is pregnant. She's the one that keyed my car the first time we dated and the one I wanted to crash her wedding and the one that I dated AGAIN and the one that I broke off with AGAIN. ......

Don't know who the unlucky bastard is but I'm sure she doesn't know either. One of our mutual friends told me the news. I told her to send my wishes and hope that he/she doesn't have his/her mothers looks. She's moody without being pregnant, I can only imagine what she'll be like now.

You know, time after time I've repeated myself that I'm not going to talk about her anymore, but here I am, doing it again. A little part of me does still like her but a big part of me hates her guts and knows that in the end it will always end badly. But I'd still hit it. She was part of the reason for my depression. What a bitch. I send her congrats though!

Now on with Slasher Fridays. We were going to do another of "Life's Lessons" this weekend but I think we will wait until we are fully healed. So we are going to watch Arachnophobia. I fucking hate spiders. Dead bodies and rotting flesh doesn't bother me at all, but spiders just creep me out. I rememeber cringing when I saw the spider crawling out of the woman's ear when I saw the movie years ago.

Slasher Fridays - Life's Lesson (Take 2)

Ok, since last weekends version of Life's Lesson ended up with a few bruises, we are hoping this weekend it works with less injury. We are prepared better this time. We'll remember to bring the first aid. And we have more people with us this time so it's gotta be fool proof. No way can this fail this time. But all I know is that I won't be first. I'll keep you updated this weekend if we make it, wish us luck.

Slasher Fridays - Life's Lesson

Doing something a little different for Slasher Friday's tonight. I'll keep you guys updated this weekend if it works.

Slasher Fridays - This Is Spinal Tap

I know, not a horror movie but it's still cool.

Cheesey Slasher Fridays - MORTAL KOMBAT!

If you look really closely at the movie I hear you can see some tits. So that's my goal tonight, to see some mortal kombat titties.

Quick update on what's going on, nothing. My meetings are going great. You get kind of worried when somebody doesn't show up at the meeting. Makes you wonder if they killed themselves, but nobody has done it. One girl in our group is who I think is the most unstable. She seems really edgy and cries alot. But if somebody goes postal and kills us all, it would be Tom. Yeah, he has some issues. Somedays I feel like I'm going to my death when I go to the meetings. **For the people who just so happened to stumble on this post and wonder what the fuck is going on, I've joined a suicide support group.**

Slasher Fridays Returns!

Saw 4

After a long delay, Slasher Friday's returns, at least for tonight.

Slasher Fridays - White Noise

I'm looking for a movie about dead people to watch tonight...........especially when they are stuck in your TV, so we're watching White Noise.

dead people kick ass.

I guess I have to think of some good news to write since this week has been so fucking stellar. I'm seeing a new girl now that seems normal. But you know how normal and I get along. I'll find one thing that will drive me crazy. I'm tired of relationships now. I think I'm ready to settle down. I'm tired of these half-a-night stands. It's like my dating life is the DMV, you take a number and wait until you're called. I'm sure theirs a group of my ex's together planning on fucking up my life somehow. I'll be waiting, I need the excitement. Well I'm out, gotta find something to do with my life.

Slasher Fridays - The Frighteners

depressed......

Slasher Fridays - Hellraiser

A movie based on me growing up.

I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tonight. I was hoping she would read my blog and get the hint but I guest I have to tell her, with a group of people, away from my apartment, away from my car. I guess it's a good thing. I'm glad I was on my 40 days and 40 nights thing. I couldn't imagine the diseases I would've gotten from her.

This whole break up thing might actually be a bad idea. She got pretty violent last time I broke up with her. Their's no telling what she'll do when it happens again.

I might have to get a restraining order out against her. Satan, please give me the strength to fight this demon. I don't know what I was thinking getting back with her. I'm actually a little worried. I need to find a big lesbian to fight my girlfriend problems for me. Any takers? I'll watch.....

Slasher Fridays - Rosemary's Baby

I had a dream last night about death. In my dream I kept killing my girlfriend. Each time I would kill her I would close my eyes for a few seconds and she would reappear, alive, and I'd somehow kill her over again. No matter what I did or she did, I'd kill her. Like she would turn her back on me and I'd throw a rock at her. I did just watch Premonition last night, so that probably had a lot to do with it, and the fact that I hated her guts, but somehow I'm with her. I told her this morning that I kept killing her in my dreams and I couldn't get rid of her. I laughed but she said nothing and decided to come over with some breakfast. She's like the fucking plague of my life that I can't fucking stand! But it was dream, right? I do like her I guess. It's like I'm freakin out man! Freakin the fuck out!

But on with slasher fridays. We were gonna watch Dahmer, but I'm trying to get away from serial killer movies for awhile. I think that's best for everyone. So we're watching Rosemary's Baby.

Slasher Fridays - Stir of Echoes

We're watching Stir of Echoes tonight. And my gun toting ex is coming to. We seem to be getting along again.

Slasher Fridays - Bug

36 Days & 36 Nights Left

I hear this sucks but they tell me I'll see nudity. So that'll be the closest I'll get to it for now. Plus Ashely Judd is a bit hot.

The Return of Slasher Fridays! - Resident Evil

Before we watch the the 3rd one, we are gonna watch the first two. Seen them before but they are cool to watch.

Slasher Fridays - Joy Ride

Two guys play a prank over the CB radio on a trucker. The trucker decided to play along too. So one ripped jaw and a few murders later they realize that perhaps he's taken it too far. Will they be forgiven or will they become another dragonfly on the grill of his truck?


Since we are going on our own little joy ride next week, we picked this movie. I've seen it before but the others haven't. One more post tomorrow and I'm out.