Blue Balls No More!

Today is the end of the 40 Days and 40 Nights! I can't believe I fucking did it! No masturbation and no sex for 40 days! My morning was quite eventful and "releasing".... No Slasher Fridays tonight, I'm getting pussaaaaaaayyyyyy!

But I must first strike conversation and act interested in their conversations hehehe. It's a shame I don't have a girlfriend or else this would be easier. If only I waited to break up with her after the booty call then I would be all set. I would've ended up pushing her out the window and fleeing to Canada and that would just delay sex. If I invited her over she would cut my dick off for sure.

Well, going clubbin 2nite!

Guidelines To Avoid Getting An STD:

Condom
Don't take the sluttiest girl home

Well I'm all set.

Good News and Bad News

The bad news really isn't bad news for me but it's bad news to a few people. I'm starting to date my ex now. Trust me, I never saw this day ever happening again but somehow it happened. And she's well aware of my 40 days and 40 nights pledge.

I know one person in particular is going to kick my ass so fucking hard when they find out.

Well that was actually all bad news. I'll have to think of some good news now.

I stopped using the person (as much). No, that's bad news too. I'll get back to ya on the good news.

Free Ballin

I feel so free. I feel like doing flips. Doing the whole 40 days and 40 nights thing, I guess this is the closest to masturbation I'm gonna get.

Oh yeah, I kicked my friend out for pissing me off with his collection of porn.

Slasher Fridays - Bug

36 Days & 36 Nights Left

I hear this sucks but they tell me I'll see nudity. So that'll be the closest I'll get to it for now. Plus Ashely Judd is a bit hot.

37 Days & 37 Nights

My childhood home is officially up for sale. I'm a little upset my parents sold the house to live further up the street, but I'm sure they had their reasons.

38 Days & 38 Nights

Is getting a lap dance considered breaking the rules for the 40 days and 40 nights? I guess as long as she doesn't get nude or touches me. I feel like I'm a plague!

39 Days & 39 Nights Left

To remove the temptations, my friend brought his collection of porn mags to break me. I'll probably end up kicking him out within the week.

40 Days & 40 Nights Left

It turns out I never slept with her. I called her this morining and she told me that I was drunk and we were going to have sex but I fell asleep as soon as I hit the bed. She said she didn't take advantage of me, what a shame. I don't know, I think she was lying. She got in bed with me half naked too. I don't know about her but I don't get half naked in a strangers bed. This doesn't count for me because I was intoxicated. Another reason to stay off the alcohol. I'm still on my 40 Days & 40 Nights sex free days until November 2nd.

SEX WUZ HERE

40 Days & 40 Nights

I had sex with a girl I didn't want to have sex with. I must've been too drunk to remember and I must've slept with her unknowingly. I really need to have control over my sex life. After talks with my friends, I've decided to restrain from all forms of sex for 40 days and 40 nights, kind of like the movie. I do admit that my sex drive has gone up and I need to restrain it, and this would show my dedication to the cause. I did this before and failed miserably within a few days, but now I can and will do it. My friend is even moving in with me for 40 days and 40 nights to make sure I won't get tempted. November 2 is the last day. So this is the list I must go by:

1. No sex
2. No masturbation
3. No crotch grabbing
4. No sex magazines
5. No pornos

It's like 1 in the morning and I can't sleep. If I can't see anymore porn, then I'll come as close to it as I can!