Showing posts with label BM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BM. Show all posts

Monday, February 04, 2008

FUCK U TOM BRADY!

I've given up on the Patriots. Once I saw how that final play was going down I knew it wouldn't work. I blame it all on Tom Brady.

So besides that fuck up, my weekend was pretty fucktastic. BM surprised us all and came down this weekend.



We all had a blast. It was fun having the entire gang together for the weekend. I think I cried a little.



On a side note, I had to take a piss really bad today. I held it for about 20 minutes and I thought I was going to explode. But I made it and was so happy. I remember when I was a kid and had to use the bathroom really bad and my brother wouldn't let me in. I fucking shit myself because of him. Now that I disgusted you my job for today is done.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

The Morning Before Tomorrow

After many discussions with friends and BM telling me that I should stock up STD medicine, I decided to call it quits with the new girl. Well I plan on actually telling her over dinner tonight, but no sex is going to be involved, I swear. My friends wouldn't like her anyways. The mole on her arm creeps me out. I just can't stop looking at it. I feel like it's going to come to life and devour US ALL! AAAAHHHH!!!!! So I hope she wears a long sleave shirt tonight.

Speaking of my ex, BM decided to surprise us all by coming down during labor day weekend. Good thing I called her before I left to see her. We all had a good time. Unlike me, she's keeping her dating options open. But she wouldn't tell me if she has somebody else now. Plus I really really wouldn't wanna know. So we parted Monday night, just the way I left her......with stuff on her face....

So that's it. Still horny as usual. I need to find a good christian girl to convert me or vice versa. I need to invest in some ice packs is what I really need right now.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The Infamous New One

I'm considering this relationship more as a close friendship. Kind of like a girl that is a friend but not quite a girlfriend. I believe she is pushing me more into a more serious relationship but I don't want one right now, but who knows how this may turn out later. I still want a little fun.

Well on to my birthday. I got a call yesterday morning from BM to meet her at our usual hangout at 9 pm last night. I said sure and hung up and then realized that uh, I had a date with my friend that is a girl around that same time. I know BM wouldn't do anything to sabotage it so I was able to have dinner with her and be there at 9 "with" my date. Their was a crowd gathered with all our friends and a band. It was the Jeff Buckley cover band we all listened to before. I couldn't believe they did that. It was all BM's idea. It was the best birthday ever. I unknowingly was around BM more than my date and she noticed. We then had a long talk when we got back about what kind of relationship I wanted. So she's just a close friend.

I'll be gone for about a week to handle some things and I'll be back sometime next week or the week after.