Showing posts with label Shamwow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shamwow. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Say It Ain't So Vince!

Vince the Shamwow guy was arrested for punching a hooker! Here's the story:

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.


I guess she didn't like his nuts.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

SHAM ~ WOW

I used Shamwow to clean the blood off my floor after I killed 91 people, and I didn't have to squeeze the blood out once!


Infomercials crack me up.