I've already started slacking off already. I guess until something interesting happens, I'll do flashbacks.
First flashback: My stripper days. Back a year ago or a couple of years ago, I wanted to be a stripper. Luckily I decided to practice in the privacy of my home before involving the world in the terror. I blame the sex shop opening on my dreams of being a stripper. I'm glad that fantasy ended. Now I want to be a gang banger nowadays
I Like He-Man
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I barely remember the plot of 1980s He-Man, but I remember this very
clearly: I loved it with the full religious intensity of a small child who
had not yet...
1 week ago
4 comments:
A gang banger? Maybe you should have just stuck with the stripping.
You are a nutcase, aren't you.
You could just buy a really cheap Wii and whip yourself...
Where do you get this shit from man. Hilarious shit.
how does a gang banger work? are you taking apps or just asking random chicks? haha
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