Since updating my blog to whatever the hell blogger is doing now, I noticed that I slacked off on posting. 2006 seemed to be a good year when I felt like posting shit. 2005, not so good, but I just started the blog. So far its starting to look a little slow.
Starting now I'm going to post the hell out of this blog. My goal is to reach 500 post this year. You guys are going to hear a lot from me. Pending depression and suicidal thoughts may delay it, but so far I'm feeling like a ten year old hopped up on cocaine.
You know, fuck 500. I'm going for 1000 post this year! Well considering that I'm only at 90 and it took me 8 months to get to that, lets keep it at 500. You know, fuck that too, lets just get to 100 and call it a day. Well lets just see if I can make it to 91. No! Fuck that! 500 is my goal and I'm sticking too it. And if I do it, I can hit my 1000th post. And I'm going all out on that post. I'm gonna rock out with my cock out!
And on that note
The Little Mermaid Goes to the Driving Range
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It is officially summer. Or, at least, it is officially unofficial summer,
which is the kind of legal distinction only autistic meteorologists, and
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4 comments:
So you will be posting about four times a day from now on? Cool- looking forward to it. I hope you don't have a day job.
PS. I'm down with the sickness.
I'll probably post nothing for a week and all of a sudden post like 50 posts in one day.
That's the right attitude to have. I think. You confused the shit out me with this post. I'll just wait for the next one, fuck 500.
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