I keep forgetting that the cops are out every Super Bowl weekend. Driving today I saw them everywhere. When I see a cop I get nervous, and then I start speeding up. I try to get in front of another car and the cops follows me. So I speed up faster and before you know it the sirens are on and I'm going 89 mph in a 35 mph zone with people running for their lives, damn cops. I got a ticket last year at this time so I'm not going out driving until Monday.
I was just thinking of my girlfriend's parents and I'm thinking they should be a little loose. Like this loose......
jackass
My parents would do it!
A Chocolaty Ride to Cocoa Town
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Dear Skittles, What the fuck are you trying to pull? Did you really think
you’d get away with it? Did you believe the good people of the world would
stand ...
1 month ago
5 comments:
Your a nut....
[[get it?? Nut!!! ]
Hahahaha
Hey its late...
Ok that was me...for some reason blogger's being weird...
my parents would rather drink broken glass then be like that
Remind me to send them that box of broken glass
i'll put it right beside the box of arsenic you plan on sending them too. i hope my parents know your kidding about all this. normally my mom would be freaking out about somebody sending things of death to her.
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