I Like He-Man
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I barely remember the plot of 1980s He-Man, but I remember this very
clearly: I loved it with the full religious intensity of a small child who
had not yet...
1 week ago
Friday, July 29, 2005
It's SO GOOD TO BE BACK!
Oh you mother fucker, you dumb son of a bitch! You left me! You left me here all alone! How could you! I'll kill you! I'll gut you! I'll rape you! I'll have my way with you! I'll make you bleed slowly! I'll pee in your cereal! I will deficate in your sock drawer! I will kill rabbits! I will starve myself and gorge myself with your blood! I will spit in your hair! I will sleep beside you and jump out the window when you wake up! I will run you over with my 4-wheeler! I will have sex and think about Bea Arthur in a thong! I will give you V.D.! I will hurt you! But first i'll need some milk.
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It's about fucking time.
Sorry, failed suicide attempts brought me here sooner. I miss you shelleigh! Everytime I picked up something sharp to cut myself, I thought of you first. Your thoughts were with me throughout my craziness. Well gotta go. I have something big planned for this blog, I just don't know what it is yet. All I know is that it's going to be really dark and a little sadistic with a tease of Pokemon.
OUTSTANDING... and thank you for keeping me in your hateful thoughts of pain.
Pokes & Pinches!
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