I Like He-Man
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I barely remember the plot of 1980s He-Man, but I remember this very
clearly: I loved it with the full religious intensity of a small child who
had not yet...
2 months ago
Saturday, May 20, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Ex Girlfriend
I was just walking out of a store when I ran into an ex girlfriend that is now in town. She's one of the "good ones" that I broke up with a while back. I was supposed to meet my girlfriend for lunch yesterday but I called her to tell her I might be a little late. Stupid me, when she asked me why I told her that I was talking to my ex girlfriend. She was shocked at how nonchalant I would just come out and say that. But I'm not planning on starting something, that's why I said it like I said it.
So we talk and she tells me that she has to go across town. I told her that I was headed that way anyways so I can easily give her a lift. So we're driving and she tells me that we never should've broken up. I told her that she's right but things happen for a reason. She wanted to meet my girlfriend so I stopped to see her before I dropped my ex off. So my girlfriend was acting like she always does when I introduce a girl to her -- very polite and watching every single thing she does. I tell her that I was going to drop her off a few miles up and girlfriend says ok. I drop the ex off and she puts her hand on my face and just stares and tells me that she never forgot me. She gives me her phone number and walks away.
I arrive back to see my girlfriend and she wants to know every single thing about her. So I tell her everything about her and everything she did over and over again. She trusts me but she doesn't trust her. She feels that my ex is going to push something on me hard. I tell her its nonsense and that I've dealt with crazy people before and she is not crazy or that kind of person.
Oh yeah, girlfriend took the phone number of my ex and destroyed it. And I was only 5 minutes late seeing my girlfriend. I know I somewhat feel my girlfriend is a little jealous but I know if the same thing happened to her I would be pissed off enough at the guy for even talking to her. Perhaps this was a one day thing and It will probably not happen again.
So we talk and she tells me that she has to go across town. I told her that I was headed that way anyways so I can easily give her a lift. So we're driving and she tells me that we never should've broken up. I told her that she's right but things happen for a reason. She wanted to meet my girlfriend so I stopped to see her before I dropped my ex off. So my girlfriend was acting like she always does when I introduce a girl to her -- very polite and watching every single thing she does. I tell her that I was going to drop her off a few miles up and girlfriend says ok. I drop the ex off and she puts her hand on my face and just stares and tells me that she never forgot me. She gives me her phone number and walks away.
I arrive back to see my girlfriend and she wants to know every single thing about her. So I tell her everything about her and everything she did over and over again. She trusts me but she doesn't trust her. She feels that my ex is going to push something on me hard. I tell her its nonsense and that I've dealt with crazy people before and she is not crazy or that kind of person.
Oh yeah, girlfriend took the phone number of my ex and destroyed it. And I was only 5 minutes late seeing my girlfriend. I know I somewhat feel my girlfriend is a little jealous but I know if the same thing happened to her I would be pissed off enough at the guy for even talking to her. Perhaps this was a one day thing and It will probably not happen again.
10 Days To Go
laying here,
with nothing,
on my mind,
seeing things,
hearing things,
touching things,
i'm in,
a new world,
filled with,
happy thoughts,
i imagine myself,
lost and confused,
gathering emotion,
to feel something,
no matter,
how hard,
it hurts,
to feel,
10 more days,
to go,
and i'll be,
off this trip,
sad thoughts,
fill my head,
the trip is,
almost over,
but i,
will know,
now i,
will see,
and i,
will fight,
this through,
till the end.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
11 More Days Left
there is no sunshine in my sky today,
for it's a day closer to May 29,
11 days left to go,
and i have yet to feel the least bit of worry. let the countdown continue,
i'll await it's bitter day with greed and pity don't cry for me today,
for i will cry my own tears
and for you will cry your own.
my destiny is before me,
and i will accept it with arms wide open
goodbye thursday,
and hello friday.
it'll soon be one more day left.
what will i say?
what will i do?
time will tell
and time will go on
11 more days to go.
I Feel Like A Million Bucks!
But I feel so weird today. I popped my drink in the microwave and I poured ice on my food.
If I had a million bucks I would pay somebody to pour the ice on my food for me.
Happy Thursday!
only 11 Days left.......
If I had a million bucks I would pay somebody to pour the ice on my food for me.
Happy Thursday!
only 11 Days left.......
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Monday, May 15, 2006
FreaKBoy
Writing over and over in this book trying to get a closer understanding of this. I live for you, do you live for me? Why won't you die? Just leave me the fuck alone! I can't live like this!
Constantly writing over and over again......
Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain
Constantly writing and muttering over and over again is my life going down. I take one pill to calm me and continue.
One day I'll overdose. Will you be happy then? I know I will. Would you like to see me spitting up my insides for you? Would you like to see me bleed internally for you? I know I will.
I take one more pill to calm me and I continue. It's kicking in now. I can see things more clearly now.
I have a friend who thought he was better off alone. He saw life and new that alcohol was his only way out. He pays a friend $20 for just one beer. "My friend", he says, "I left my world behind, and this life is all I have left. I have experienced outrage and happiness all in the same breath and I can't....."
I had a friend that died by drinking too much. I went to his funeral and never opened my eyes. I would imagine that he would be staring back at me wondering where I was last week when he needed me. I would answer him by saying that I was struggling with my own demons and that I could not save you anymore. I snap back to reality and the funeral is over. I leave and fold that letter of my sad memory of life away for another rainy day.
My head is hurting again. I take a third pill to calm me and I continue. I think it's something worst is wrong with me. Depression has come and gone, death is all that is left for me.
Time keeps moving on, while friends come and gone. I hate you and you hate me. Don't expect things to get better. You are not my sunshine. You are not my light at the end of the tunnel. You are my hell, my enemy, my nightmare and for you are my suicide note. Let my blood infiltrate your wicked soul and haunt you until the day you die.
It's time. I'm home now. I lay on my bed and turn on Drive and chant....
Sometimes, I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear
And I can't help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear
Take the wheel and steer
It's driven me before
And it seems to have a vague, haunting mass appeal
But lately I am beginning to find that I
Should be the one behind the wheel
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes
So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive
Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive?
It's driven me before
And it seems to be the way that everyone else gets around
But lately I'm beginning to find that
When I drive myself my light is found
So whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes
Would you kill the Queen to crush the hive?
Would you choose water over wine
Hold the wheel and drive?
I fall asleep while the track is on repeat. I wake up hours later soaking wet in sweat and puke. I go in the bathroom to clean up and I see my face. It's as if I aged a 1000 years. I look beaten and torn. I blink again and I'm back to normal. It's as if what I was seeing was my withered soul from ages of abuse.
My head and my stomach are killing me. I eat some bread and drink it down with the fourth pill and a side of liquor. I am officially addicted.
The world in front of me spirals and everything seems so crazy. I think I've taken too much. I see people all around me but nobody lives here. I must be dreaming. I think I see all the people of my past who tried to help me. I have to wake up. I gotta fucking wake up! I start crying to myself wondering what happened to me. I fall to my knees and start shouting "Why!" holding my shaking hands up to the ceiling as if I was waiting for an answer. The pain hurts again, I am not dreaming, this is my life ending. I never expected death to be like this? I expected death to be with my wife and two children holding hands crying over me, not me here with nobody knowing. I have no one to cry to, no place to call home. I must get a grip on this!
I fall to the floor and pass out. Something inside of me is still alive. It's like the only candle lit in the darkest room trying to illuminate it all. I can't die. I'm not ready to die.
I have to wake up. Wake up! Wake up and fucking show me! Wake up and fucking tell me! Wake up and fucking save me! You fucking disappoint me! You fucking loser! Why won't you die!
Pain has always been the answer to my problems but I see it's not the answer anymore. I wake up and see a white all around me. If this is my death then it must be a mistake. I hear voices again but they fade out again, I pass out. I wake up again in a hospital just clinging to life. My head hurts again. I need my pills. Where's my fucking pills! I try to move but I can't! This is my hell! If I can't live life like this, then I'll be better off dead! Doctors and nurses start rushing in to sedate me. They calm me and I continue.
Years later I'm able to finish this story by living. That part of me is a letter of my sad memory of life that I put away for rainy day that I hope never comes again.
the end
Constantly writing over and over again......
Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain Is Suicide Is Pain
Constantly writing and muttering over and over again is my life going down. I take one pill to calm me and continue.
One day I'll overdose. Will you be happy then? I know I will. Would you like to see me spitting up my insides for you? Would you like to see me bleed internally for you? I know I will.
I take one more pill to calm me and I continue. It's kicking in now. I can see things more clearly now.
I have a friend who thought he was better off alone. He saw life and new that alcohol was his only way out. He pays a friend $20 for just one beer. "My friend", he says, "I left my world behind, and this life is all I have left. I have experienced outrage and happiness all in the same breath and I can't....."
I had a friend that died by drinking too much. I went to his funeral and never opened my eyes. I would imagine that he would be staring back at me wondering where I was last week when he needed me. I would answer him by saying that I was struggling with my own demons and that I could not save you anymore. I snap back to reality and the funeral is over. I leave and fold that letter of my sad memory of life away for another rainy day.
My head is hurting again. I take a third pill to calm me and I continue. I think it's something worst is wrong with me. Depression has come and gone, death is all that is left for me.
Time keeps moving on, while friends come and gone. I hate you and you hate me. Don't expect things to get better. You are not my sunshine. You are not my light at the end of the tunnel. You are my hell, my enemy, my nightmare and for you are my suicide note. Let my blood infiltrate your wicked soul and haunt you until the day you die.
It's time. I'm home now. I lay on my bed and turn on Drive and chant....
Sometimes, I feel the fear of uncertainty stinging clear
And I can't help but ask myself how much I'll let the fear
Take the wheel and steer
It's driven me before
And it seems to have a vague, haunting mass appeal
But lately I am beginning to find that I
Should be the one behind the wheel
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes
So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive
Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive?
It's driven me before
And it seems to be the way that everyone else gets around
But lately I'm beginning to find that
When I drive myself my light is found
So whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes
Would you kill the Queen to crush the hive?
Would you choose water over wine
Hold the wheel and drive?
I fall asleep while the track is on repeat. I wake up hours later soaking wet in sweat and puke. I go in the bathroom to clean up and I see my face. It's as if I aged a 1000 years. I look beaten and torn. I blink again and I'm back to normal. It's as if what I was seeing was my withered soul from ages of abuse.
My head and my stomach are killing me. I eat some bread and drink it down with the fourth pill and a side of liquor. I am officially addicted.
The world in front of me spirals and everything seems so crazy. I think I've taken too much. I see people all around me but nobody lives here. I must be dreaming. I think I see all the people of my past who tried to help me. I have to wake up. I gotta fucking wake up! I start crying to myself wondering what happened to me. I fall to my knees and start shouting "Why!" holding my shaking hands up to the ceiling as if I was waiting for an answer. The pain hurts again, I am not dreaming, this is my life ending. I never expected death to be like this? I expected death to be with my wife and two children holding hands crying over me, not me here with nobody knowing. I have no one to cry to, no place to call home. I must get a grip on this!
I fall to the floor and pass out. Something inside of me is still alive. It's like the only candle lit in the darkest room trying to illuminate it all. I can't die. I'm not ready to die.
I have to wake up. Wake up! Wake up and fucking show me! Wake up and fucking tell me! Wake up and fucking save me! You fucking disappoint me! You fucking loser! Why won't you die!
Pain has always been the answer to my problems but I see it's not the answer anymore. I wake up and see a white all around me. If this is my death then it must be a mistake. I hear voices again but they fade out again, I pass out. I wake up again in a hospital just clinging to life. My head hurts again. I need my pills. Where's my fucking pills! I try to move but I can't! This is my hell! If I can't live life like this, then I'll be better off dead! Doctors and nurses start rushing in to sedate me. They calm me and I continue.
Years later I'm able to finish this story by living. That part of me is a letter of my sad memory of life that I put away for rainy day that I hope never comes again.
the end
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
I'm Bored and My Mind Is Very Dirty.....
.....so what else is new?
What the hell am I talking about?
1. Burger King's secret sauce
2. Love Rum
3. Little alien versions of me
4. The power of one hand
5. Clam Chowda
6. Playing Tag
7. Desperately Seeking Susan
8. Jungle Juice
9. White Chocolate
10. Homemade lotion
11. Pussyfilla
12. Milkman Delivery
13. Niagara Falls
14. Pump Pump Go
15. Fun With Dick and Jane
16. Seven Nation Army
17. Love Potion
18. 3 seconds of pleasure that last an eternity
19. Baby Batter
20. Pimp Juice
21. Churning the Butter
22. White Water Rafting
23. Dillywhackle Spackle
24. Spermmersby
25. My Milkshake
26. Cream of Noodle
27. Hair Gel
28. Man Jam
29. Peniscolada
30. The Dishonorable Discharge of Private Johnson
31. Cream of the Crop
32. Uh, Jism?
33. Pulling a Viggo
34. Dropping the kids off
35. The Lords of Cocktown
36. White Out
37. Muck Muckity Muck
38. Kitty Litter
39. Gobstoppers
40. Sea Monkeys
41. A Country with Population 1 billion
42. Whip Cream
43. The Mojo
44. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
45. The Bomb from The Dong
46. Mountain Dew
47. Nutt-in but love
48. Ropes of Love
49. The Cream Filling in my Twinkie
50. Spermonade
51. Surprise Concocktion
52. He-Man Juice
53. That Warm Fuzzy Feeling
54. Metal Gear Sold 2: Substances
55. Starburst
56. Bruce Almighty
57. Dookie On The Rookie
58. Making the Bald Guy Puke
59. The Milkyway
60. Spanking the Monkey
61. One Eyed Monster Crying
62. The Battle of Hand vs. Big Willie
63. Spidermans Web
64. Byyyyyy Mennen
65. Toy Soldiers
66. Citizen Came
67. Sour Cream Sauce
68. Pearl Jam
69. Sementha Fux
70. Rocket Blaster
71. Mr. Incredible
72. Gum of the Nut
73. Willies Wonka
74. Jack off Jimmy
75. Egg Nog
76. Masturbation Under the Influence
77. Whip it, Whip it good!
78. Defrosting the Fridge
79. Doing the Han Solo
80. Playing Super Mario
81. Slugging the Dynamite
82. Apple Sauce
83. Doing Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
84. Supporting Mr. Kleenex and his family
85. Letting Righty get to know Johnny
86. Milking The Cow
87. Romancing the Bone
88. Slapping Pappy
89. Beating it until it cries
90. Putting another shrimp inside the Bar-B
91. Going Blind
92. Putting down the tent
93. Manning the cockpit
94. Robbing Dick of all his goodies
95. Fist of Blind Fury
96. Pulling the White Rabbit out the hat
97. When Harry Met Sally
98. Poppin' an eye out
99. Burping the baby
100. Tug-O-War With Cyclops
What the hell am I talking about?
1. Burger King's secret sauce
2. Love Rum
3. Little alien versions of me
4. The power of one hand
5. Clam Chowda
6. Playing Tag
7. Desperately Seeking Susan
8. Jungle Juice
9. White Chocolate
10. Homemade lotion
11. Pussyfilla
12. Milkman Delivery
13. Niagara Falls
14. Pump Pump Go
15. Fun With Dick and Jane
16. Seven Nation Army
17. Love Potion
18. 3 seconds of pleasure that last an eternity
19. Baby Batter
20. Pimp Juice
21. Churning the Butter
22. White Water Rafting
23. Dillywhackle Spackle
24. Spermmersby
25. My Milkshake
26. Cream of Noodle
27. Hair Gel
28. Man Jam
29. Peniscolada
30. The Dishonorable Discharge of Private Johnson
31. Cream of the Crop
32. Uh, Jism?
33. Pulling a Viggo
34. Dropping the kids off
35. The Lords of Cocktown
36. White Out
37. Muck Muckity Muck
38. Kitty Litter
39. Gobstoppers
40. Sea Monkeys
41. A Country with Population 1 billion
42. Whip Cream
43. The Mojo
44. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto
45. The Bomb from The Dong
46. Mountain Dew
47. Nutt-in but love
48. Ropes of Love
49. The Cream Filling in my Twinkie
50. Spermonade
51. Surprise Concocktion
52. He-Man Juice
53. That Warm Fuzzy Feeling
54. Metal Gear Sold 2: Substances
55. Starburst
56. Bruce Almighty
57. Dookie On The Rookie
58. Making the Bald Guy Puke
59. The Milkyway
60. Spanking the Monkey
61. One Eyed Monster Crying
62. The Battle of Hand vs. Big Willie
63. Spidermans Web
64. Byyyyyy Mennen
65. Toy Soldiers
66. Citizen Came
67. Sour Cream Sauce
68. Pearl Jam
69. Sementha Fux
70. Rocket Blaster
71. Mr. Incredible
72. Gum of the Nut
73. Willies Wonka
74. Jack off Jimmy
75. Egg Nog
76. Masturbation Under the Influence
77. Whip it, Whip it good!
78. Defrosting the Fridge
79. Doing the Han Solo
80. Playing Super Mario
81. Slugging the Dynamite
82. Apple Sauce
83. Doing Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
84. Supporting Mr. Kleenex and his family
85. Letting Righty get to know Johnny
86. Milking The Cow
87. Romancing the Bone
88. Slapping Pappy
89. Beating it until it cries
90. Putting another shrimp inside the Bar-B
91. Going Blind
92. Putting down the tent
93. Manning the cockpit
94. Robbing Dick of all his goodies
95. Fist of Blind Fury
96. Pulling the White Rabbit out the hat
97. When Harry Met Sally
98. Poppin' an eye out
99. Burping the baby
100. Tug-O-War With Cyclops
Monday, May 08, 2006
My Doings!
Here's a little list of what I do and what I hate.
Bed/Sex
1. I only sleep in my boxers.
2. I always have to have a sheet over me no matter how hot I am.
3. I have sex with the lights on or very dim light, but I have to see something.
4. I can't help waking up at the same time every morning no matter how tired I am.
5. When I was a kid I fell out the bed and broke my leg (Don't ask me how.)
6. I always, even as a kid, had to have something to listen to as I went to sleep.
7. I love foreplay.
8. I can't have sex on a full stomach. It just feels weird.
9. The only areas I shave are my face and chest. I...trim the other area.
10.I'm not a morning person.
Dating
1. I always kiss on the first date.
2. I never expect sex on the first date.
3. I always take the person out to the best restaurant in town on the first date.
4. If things aren't working out then expect the second date to be the shittiest. The second date would definitely be the last date.
5. I can't stand constant talking.
6. I love it when a date is funny.
7. I never allow the date to pay a single penny on the first date.
8. I am not a romantic, so when I try, it's definitely something to enjoy.
9. I never double date. I just call it hanging out with friends.
10.I can't stand rudeness. Don't think your better than everyone else.
11.I try not to ever date an ex over again. Whoa, bad memories.
Cursing
1. I curse like a sailor.
2. I curse in front of my parents all the time and they love it.
3. I curse when I don't even know it.
4. I would gladly curse anybody out no matter who you are/how famous you are if pushed.
5. My parents slapped me the first day I cursed in front of them.
Fighting
1. I never was a bully.
2. People picked on me because of how skinny I was but I always fought hard.
3. I got a reputation at school as "The Blow Up Kid".
4. I always fought with my brother every single day, even when I call him nowadays.
5. Got suspended for fighting a few times in middle school and high school.
6. Broke my nose in fights a few times.
7. Became friends with a childhood bully.
8. A teacher wanted to fight me one day after school. He told after class he was playing but told me to come back to him in 6 years. I have 2 more years left.....
9. I consider my friends and family extremely close to me and if any of them are hurt and I will bring hell down on whoever that person is.
10.Besides my bully, I never laid a hand on any of my friends.
Eating
1. I never eat food a first date prepares for me. Just a habit.
2. Depends on what I'm eating but I like to just mix my food up.
3. Got in a food fight few times with my current g-friend. She was not amused.
4. After watching "Waiting", I am the kindest person ever at the table.
5. I ate over 10 pounds of Sushi one day and threw it all up the next.
Well that's me. Once I think of some of the other things I know I do, I'll post it.
Bed/Sex
1. I only sleep in my boxers.
2. I always have to have a sheet over me no matter how hot I am.
3. I have sex with the lights on or very dim light, but I have to see something.
4. I can't help waking up at the same time every morning no matter how tired I am.
5. When I was a kid I fell out the bed and broke my leg (Don't ask me how.)
6. I always, even as a kid, had to have something to listen to as I went to sleep.
7. I love foreplay.
8. I can't have sex on a full stomach. It just feels weird.
9. The only areas I shave are my face and chest. I...trim the other area.
10.I'm not a morning person.
Dating
1. I always kiss on the first date.
2. I never expect sex on the first date.
3. I always take the person out to the best restaurant in town on the first date.
4. If things aren't working out then expect the second date to be the shittiest. The second date would definitely be the last date.
5. I can't stand constant talking.
6. I love it when a date is funny.
7. I never allow the date to pay a single penny on the first date.
8. I am not a romantic, so when I try, it's definitely something to enjoy.
9. I never double date. I just call it hanging out with friends.
10.I can't stand rudeness. Don't think your better than everyone else.
11.I try not to ever date an ex over again. Whoa, bad memories.
Cursing
1. I curse like a sailor.
2. I curse in front of my parents all the time and they love it.
3. I curse when I don't even know it.
4. I would gladly curse anybody out no matter who you are/how famous you are if pushed.
5. My parents slapped me the first day I cursed in front of them.
Fighting
1. I never was a bully.
2. People picked on me because of how skinny I was but I always fought hard.
3. I got a reputation at school as "The Blow Up Kid".
4. I always fought with my brother every single day, even when I call him nowadays.
5. Got suspended for fighting a few times in middle school and high school.
6. Broke my nose in fights a few times.
7. Became friends with a childhood bully.
8. A teacher wanted to fight me one day after school. He told after class he was playing but told me to come back to him in 6 years. I have 2 more years left.....
9. I consider my friends and family extremely close to me and if any of them are hurt and I will bring hell down on whoever that person is.
10.Besides my bully, I never laid a hand on any of my friends.
Eating
1. I never eat food a first date prepares for me. Just a habit.
2. Depends on what I'm eating but I like to just mix my food up.
3. Got in a food fight few times with my current g-friend. She was not amused.
4. After watching "Waiting", I am the kindest person ever at the table.
5. I ate over 10 pounds of Sushi one day and threw it all up the next.
Well that's me. Once I think of some of the other things I know I do, I'll post it.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Eating Behind Her
Everytime I look at that title, I think about sex.
My girlfriends' favorite candy is those Sunmaid Raisins with the whole chocolate coating and raisin center.
So I'm walking inside and I see her watching TV. I sit right next to her and I see a cup full of raisins. I'm like, "cool, dinner." I pour like 10 in my hand and eat it and I put the cup down. She grabs the cup and spits the raisin out inside it. Apparently she sucks on the raisin to get the chocolate off and spits out the raisin. I asked her if she was doing that to all the raisins in the cup and she says yeah. I spit the rest out in my hand. Big mistake. She screams, "What, you think I'm dirty!" I don't mind eating behind my girlfriend. She eats half a cheeseburger, gets full, and I sometimes would just eat the rest for her. But eating predigested food is my limit! So a few curse words later, she breaks down and I end up eating every single raisin in the cup.
This morning when she made me breakfast, she put a disclaimer on all the food saying, "This food never touched my mouth but I might've accidently spit on it and wiped my ass with it!" Good Morning to me! I ate it anyways just to prove to her that I'm over it and I would glady eat the food off the floor if she wanted me to. Oh how missed this while I was gone. I bought her a giant chocolate bar today since she was craving it so much yesterday, I don't want anymore confusion.
My girlfriends' favorite candy is those Sunmaid Raisins with the whole chocolate coating and raisin center.
So I'm walking inside and I see her watching TV. I sit right next to her and I see a cup full of raisins. I'm like, "cool, dinner." I pour like 10 in my hand and eat it and I put the cup down. She grabs the cup and spits the raisin out inside it. Apparently she sucks on the raisin to get the chocolate off and spits out the raisin. I asked her if she was doing that to all the raisins in the cup and she says yeah. I spit the rest out in my hand. Big mistake. She screams, "What, you think I'm dirty!" I don't mind eating behind my girlfriend. She eats half a cheeseburger, gets full, and I sometimes would just eat the rest for her. But eating predigested food is my limit! So a few curse words later, she breaks down and I end up eating every single raisin in the cup.
This morning when she made me breakfast, she put a disclaimer on all the food saying, "This food never touched my mouth but I might've accidently spit on it and wiped my ass with it!" Good Morning to me! I ate it anyways just to prove to her that I'm over it and I would glady eat the food off the floor if she wanted me to. Oh how missed this while I was gone. I bought her a giant chocolate bar today since she was craving it so much yesterday, I don't want anymore confusion.
Monday, May 01, 2006
MMCD -- My May Mix CD
Click On The Tracks On The Right To Hear It
**The Rapture**
Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks
**Jane's Addiction**
True Nature
**Bikini Kill**
Rebel Girl
**She Wants Revenge**
Tear You Apart
**The Raconteurs**
Steady, As She Goes
**Puddle Of Mudd**
Nobody Told Me
**Disturbed**
Stupify (Fu's Forbidden Little Nicky Remix)
**Marilyn Manson**
Disposable Teens
**Daniel Lioneye**
King of Rock 'N' Roll
**Nirvana**
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter
**Bif Naked**
I Love Myself Today
**Muse**
New Born
**Incubus**
New Skin
**Red Hot Chili Peppers**
Dani California
**Green Day**
Holiday
**Hole**
Violet
**Moonspell**
Opium
**Yeah Yeah Yeahs**
Pin
**The Butterfly Effect**
Pure
**Korn**
Thoughtless
**The Rapture**
Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks
**Jane's Addiction**
True Nature
**Bikini Kill**
Rebel Girl
**She Wants Revenge**
Tear You Apart
**The Raconteurs**
Steady, As She Goes
**Puddle Of Mudd**
Nobody Told Me
**Disturbed**
Stupify (Fu's Forbidden Little Nicky Remix)
**Marilyn Manson**
Disposable Teens
**Daniel Lioneye**
King of Rock 'N' Roll
**Nirvana**
Radio Friendly Unit Shifter
**Bif Naked**
I Love Myself Today
**Muse**
New Born
**Incubus**
New Skin
**Red Hot Chili Peppers**
Dani California
**Green Day**
Holiday
**Hole**
Violet
**Moonspell**
Opium
**Yeah Yeah Yeahs**
Pin
**The Butterfly Effect**
Pure
**Korn**
Thoughtless
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